Things you HATE, Volume II

[Anubis]

Of course.

 

[Hound55]

..but mostly porn right?

Well, clearly...

 

[SuperFerret]

I hate that my shark tooth necklace broke. Granted, I've had it for almost two years and it's probably the longest lasting one I've ever had, but it had a lot of sentimental value for me.

 

[Anubis]

What are you a f**king Surfer dude?

 

[SuperFerret]

No. I bought it off of a fisherman when I went to the everglades. I've worn it nearly every day since I got it. I've got a huge appreciation for animals (as is obvious) and the necklace was special to me because sharks are something of a personal symbol of perfection to me (since they're probably the closest thing out there to a "perfect" animal).

 

[Anubis]

Do sharks have boobs on their front and back?

 

[SuperFerret]

Sharks don't have boobs at all.

 

[Anubis]

Well then, perfect my ass.

 

[SuperFerret]

No species (or group of species) is as perfectly adapted to what it does as a shark is.

 

[Anubis]

Humans. We're so good at what we do, we do stuff that we shouldn't do.

 

[SuperFerret]

But we're really not that good at what we do, which is probably because we've moved away from survival of the fittest.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, lets see a Shark do that s**t!

I wanna see a shark make the conscious decision to only eat Kelp and not fish and people who do a series of stupid things.

 

[SuperFerret]

A shark doesn't need to, and they're better for it. I'm sure human society would be much better off if the stupid and weak got eaten.

 

[Anubis]

Not really. The stupid would probably eat the weak, leaving only stupid.

 

[SuperFerret]

But the stupid would wind up doing something stupid and get eaten by something.

 

[Anubis]

Which means there would be no humans, which, while might be good for everything else, would not be so good for us.

 

[knowsbleed]

Humans should definitely eat more humans.



I hate it when I make a "Leave a message for a Hypester" thread and it gets closed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ugh, tell me about it.

 

[SuperFerret]

Which means there would be no humans, which, while might be good for everything else, would not be so good for us.

No, humans would just have to survive like any other species, and our existence is a generally neutral thing as far as the planet and life in general is concerned.


Also, it does suck that the Leave A Message thread is closed, but I've only occasionally used it to anonymously badmouth people.

 

[Anubis]

Is it closed because it reached the limit? If so, make another one. If not, stop sexually harassing mods.

 

[knowsbleed]

If people would only read the opening post... that's a no no. That's why the 1st Leave A Message thread was closeded.

 

[Schlosser85]

No it was closed because apparently I and several others were using it to "cowardly flame" other posters.

 

[SuperFerret]

Then flame people in the open, like me.

 

[Anubis]

Wow, that's the worst kinda flaming. The very least you can do is flame a guy to his.......screen name I wanna say?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Wow, that's the worst kinda flaming. The very least you can do is flame a guy to his.......screen name I wanna say?