This guy kills me

[Dew k. Mosi]

The funniest eBay feedback I've seen.

tryork5ifp buys on eBay a lot. Before his feedback was an endless parade of

Quick and trustworthy . . . loved the product. AAA+++

and

great and fast delivery, beautiful item in great condition. AAAAAAAAAA++++

Until on May 10th when tryork5ifp snapped.

My personal favorites.

Arrived fresh;was amazed, monkey meat DOES taste just like veal,only chewier! A+

A+ Plaform shoes!Now at a confident 5'4",I'll be making the O face in no time!

 

[Badger]

Awesome, thats some funny ****!

 

[nosebleed.]

That is truly inspirational. I hope this guy makes CNN.

edit...my fave:

Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony

 

[Kritish]

This dude deserves some kind of award.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Ventriloquist dummy WON'T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies

LMAO!

 

[Morg]

HEATED toilet is great on those chilly mornings AND it makes a DELICIOUS fondue.

Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!

*snickers*

 

[bulok]

Nice find lol I wonder how many people have actually read his feedbacks when purchasing from those ebayers

 

[Neptune]

Hahahah i wanna see him without the platform shoes.

 

[ghost_x]

I wonder what kind of items he likes

 

[Manic]

WOW, sold me her 67yo AUNT!—tires are now rotated AND the b-tch don't eat much!

 

[nosebleed.]

I wrote the guy and asked him what pushed him over and he replied:

I found out that the more prozac I took, the more prosaic my feedback got. I'm up to 390 MLG a day!

 

[SWAT]

CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait

HA!

 

[ghost_x]

This guy may be a comedy genius

 

[CyberFaust]

LMAO
frackin genius

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

This guy is hilarious.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

LOL! These are great

A+seller, but eyeballs are WAY TOO BIG for his sockets, frightens small children

Taliban Training Manuals arrived dicreetly packed and labelled.PLSsend 9000 more

Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions

(saves page to favorites)

 

[Mee]

 

[tzarinna]

Wack-a-do,I love you.

 

[JackBauer]

heh, this one's may be more wacky than bloodninja.