This is hilarious! ''Why Quentin Tarantino is my idol''

[Maxwinner]

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[Under The Rose]

Bruce Campbell and Reese Witherspoon hate Quentin Tarantino. They were both going to be inducted into the Guinness Book Of Records as possessing "the most awesome chin in the world". All their hopes were lost when Quentin Tarantino came along.



I like that

 

[Shuley]

That whole thing is stupid,it's like a chuck norris facts wanna-be.

 

[Maxwinner]

''Tarantino doesnt go to bed at night, he merely makes a pause from being great''

''QT managed to say the word "alright" 87 times in 10 seconds, thus automatically propelling him into the Guiness Book of Records.''

''Tarantino has seen every movie ever made. He has even seen your birthday videos, your graduation videos and that video where you filmed yourself *********ing in front of the camera. Tarantino swears he's not gonna tell anyone, unless he deems it necessary to reference it in his next movie.''

''While filming the sex scene with Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown, DeNiro asked Tarantino which sex position he should use. When Tarantino replied "doggy style", DeNiro asked him "I'm uncomfortable with that. How about another position?", to which Tarantino replied "Is there any other position?".''

''It is widely speculated that the Pai Mei/Shaolin Monks story in Kill Bill is based on Quentin Tarantino's childhood school days. When a boy refused to give his lunch to Quentin Tarantino, Quentin Tarantino killed the whole school.''

''Quentin Tarantino stores dead ******s in his garage''

One time Quentin Tarantino walked in a bar and someone screamed "Holy ****! It's Quentin Tarantino!" Everyone's head but Quentin's exploded from shear amazement.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

That whole thing is stupid,it's like a chuck norris facts wanna-be.

Well, it is "facts" about Quentin Tarantino so it should be stolen from something better.

 

[ZeroSuit]

I think Tarantino is overrated, Pulp Fiction was a good movie, but thats it.
Tarantino is cool, but he needs to get his own style instead of just mashing together 5 or 6 others.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Haha. Made me laugh.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

So Quentin Tarantino is the new Chuck Norris now?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

''Tarantino has seen every movie ever made. He has even seen your birthday videos, your graduation videos and that video where you filmed yourself *********ing in front of the camera. Tarantino swears he's not gonna tell anyone, unless he deems it necessary to reference it in his next movie.''

That's pretty good.

 

[The Kid]

Do you believe in Quentin, Ray?

Never Met him

Well I do. And I love Quentin's style.

 

[Spelunking Man]

"Burger King nearly went bankrupt after John Travolta claimed he never eats there in Pulp Fiction."

Really? Meditate on this, I will.

 

[JackBauer]

Well, it is "facts" about Quentin Tarantino so it should be stolen from something better.

OOOOH SNAP!!

seriously, this thing had its time. it wasn't even original to begin with. just let it go the way of the O RLY owl.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Do you believe in Quentin, Ray?

Never Met him

Well I do. And I love Quentin's style.

LOL!!

Ray, when someone asks if you're a Quentin fan....you say.... YES!!!!

 

[Warhammer]

Wowzer.

 

[Kaboom]

''Tarantino has seen every movie ever made. He has even seen your birthday videos, your graduation videos and that video where you filmed yourself *********ing in front of the camera. Tarantino swears he's not gonna tell anyone, unless he deems it necessary to reference it in his next movie.''

if by reference you mean rip-off and try to pass-off as his own then

 

[xwolverine2]

tarantino loves the matrix movies