
NyQuil.
The only thing that actually tastes like green
Green tastes like watermelon.
No, it tastes like kitchen floor.
Because that's where you wake up after drinking it.


I hate Hype members that type in all caps, use green fonts, and can't live up to the persona of the comic book character that they're pretending to be

I hate Hype members that type in all caps, use green fonts, and can't live up to the persona of the comic book character that they're pretending to be

I hate Hype members that type in all caps, use green fonts, and can't live up to the persona of the comic book character that they're pretending to be
Yeah, they're only one step above the people who say nothing but "no, you" and recite nothing but the various parts of your profile information.![]()
t:I hate that I have a torn tendon in my right leg and my friends just will NOT comprehend it. Doctors said if I run or do a lot of activity I risk permanent damage, but my "friends" insult and bully me because I won't go play sports or go hiking with them. Selfish bunch of *******s.
They're not so much selfish as just dumber than ****. You can tell them I said that.
Will do!Hit them in the kneecap with a pipe.
See how many sports they want to play then.
Will do!
You expect your friends to be nice to you?Will do!

I hate that those flimsy smartphone covers to protect your phone cost up to $19.99, are you kidding me? is it made of gold? how could a piece of rubber cost that much?