Discussion in 'Thor: The Dark World' started by Godzilla2000, Sep 11, 2012.
Ms. Alexander herself certainly has the look for Wonder Woman but obviously that won't be happening any time soon.
SIF: "L'Oreal... because I'm worth it."
Loki: "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
LOKI: "Hello Clarice..."
Loki: Yes Yes, I started a war in this 'New York' which killed hundreds, and me personally killing 100's of people and betrayed you and Asgard to gain the kinsgship, and lied to you about father's death and sent the Destroyer to kill you and your woman and stole most of the female fanbase from your very own movie...
...But is any of that reason enough to deny me a pee break?
Loki: "So Thor, how is your sex life?"
Funny stuff guys
LOKI: "There is an idea that is Loki, some kind of abstraction-"
THOR: "Stop that."
LOKI: "Or what? You'll lock me up?"
THOR: "No, I'll make you listen to Justin Bieber until you become a Belieber."
LOKI: "You're a monster..."
LOKI: "Im the Lizard King. . . . . I can do anythiiiing. . . . .
LOKI: "You've changed things. Forever."
THOR: "Oh for crying out loud are you still trying to impersonate the Joker? Look you're a perfectly good trickster villain in your own right, you don't have to-"
LOKI: "You see to them you're just a freak like m-"
THOR: "I'm leaving now."
LOKI: "Wait, come back! I... I get so lonely..."
THOR: "Did you truly think you could escape the wrath of the Thunder God for hitting him TWICE, foul vehicle??! Have at thee!"
THOR: "... And then I said, Jane... we can sleep in the meadows too. But I can't help it, this is the best Edward Cullen impersionation I can do! Females... ppffft, I tell ya."
"Oh, this thing here?.... Nah, it's not the original hammer prop. Also I'm not going to sell put it up on Ebay... nooooooooo.... I brought it with me."
THOR: "Oh... that's the last time I ever try to re-enact the egg eating scene from Cool Hand Luke..."
I really need to go on a diet, but the midgardian's pizzas are so GOOOOD.
THOR: "Perhaps this wasn't the best way to get the CD out of the player..."
THOR Rmayhp THIS will teach you not to wrongly occupy a "HANDICAPPED PARKING "space
lol, that was a good one!
THOR: "I am a ninja!!!......... Turtle!"
THOR: "Take THAT, global warming!"
Thanks, very loosely based on real life events.
LOKI: "So you're telling me Frodo & his pal Sam had to walk all the way to Mordor with the ring while their buddies were off fighting orcs and other assorted monsters when they could've just rode a giant bird there? Am I the only person here who sees what's wrong with that?"
Thor attempting to do the Harlem shake
ATHENA: "Hi, I'm Athena, virgin goddess of Greek-Roman wisdom looking for a sensitive, intellectual type."
LOKI: "Hi there, I'm Loki, Norse god of Mischief riddled with a massive inferiority complex looking for someone who with high tolerance for royal familial soap operas."
SIF: "I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
ATHENA: "Bring it on!"