Matt Mortem
Karloff is King
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No helmet, the beard isn't long enough and Hogun doesn't have a mustache. This movie ****ing doomed FOREVERSSS!!!!!111!!!!1
Was cool to see mjolnir flying around and the lightning slam at the end.

No helmet, the beard isn't long enough and Hogun doesn't have a mustache. This movie ****ing doomed FOREVERSSS!!!!!111!!!!1

This movie is going to own May. I just saw the Pirates 4 trailer and while it was a good trailer didn't exude a sense of "see me now". That maybe cause its material we've seen in 3 prior movies.
Thor has that element of 'new' to it that Iron Man had or the first Pirates.
Can't wait for May to get here.

I give it a 3. Thor's beard isn't long enough. Can't we have some comic book realism, even though they're imaginary?
Yeah,his beard isn't long enough.It's the end of the world.
No helmet, the beard isn't long enough and Hogun doesn't have a mustache. This movie ****ing doomed FOREVERSSS!!!!!111!!!!1
No helmet, the beard isn't long enough and Hogun doesn't have a mustache. This movie ****ing doomed FOREVERSSS!!!!!111!!!!1
Doesn't Marvel know what people want to see?You couldn't do any worse. This movie actually has audio in it.Marvel must think we're fools! Off with their heads! I even heard a rumor that we won't be seeing Thor as a super frog. Now I'm really steaming mad!!!Doesn't Marvel know what people want to see?
Imagine Thor Frog's with super helmets, with long beards. Maybe I should write part 2...
It's a COMIC BOOK MOVIE! The people just want to the comics pages projected. Idiots. 

I didn't say you said it was going to fail. I was just stating that there's going to be differences.Isildur´s Heir;19349390 said:What are you guys smoking?
I never once said that the movie would fail because of the lack of a bigger mace, helmet or moustache, so, i can´t even figure out where are you guys coming from?
I said that it is a flaw (which it is), but that was it, it will not make or break the movie.
As for the Thing brow.....i wasn´t upset by it, as the first time i saw it i loved, it was very Jack Kirby like, before Ben Grimm was "solid" rock.
The movie sucked like no tomorrow (like i said it would when the movie started to being filmed), but the idea was great.
But, ask yourselfs one question, why do you like comics, or Thor in particular?
If you say because he has a magical hammer, has long blonde hair and is a God...i rest my case.
Do people even know what a teaser trailer means anymore?


Link me to these teasers that are but trailers.How can they when they're as long as a regular trailer these days?