Those Old Underwear

[DV8]

In the heart of my hit "Just-too-short Wifebeater" thread, I stumbled upon another connundrum at the end of everyone's underwear drawer . . .

have you are a loved one have that one pair of underwear . . . that you probably should have thrown out three clothing-loads ago?

that one pair of underwear that you see there in your underwear drawer everytime you get dressed . . . taunting you . . .

either the underwear are a poor excuse for window-washing rags, or they just fit a bit too snug around your junk? but you fear that if you were to throw said underwear away, you'd be underwearless without warning some fateful day . . . . ?

well, have you?

 

[PLAS]

well, here you are just pushing it, sorry dude, old underwear is just nasty

why would I use as washrag something that has been through my crotch?

sorry, but those go directly to the trash

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm beginning to think that DV8 needs a makeover.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I have several pairs that have the little elastic strings hanging out and rips and such, but can't get rid of because they're too comfortable or sentimental.

And I have a lot of really sexy thongs that I don't wear anymore, but I still love them.

 

[DV8]

I'm beginning to think that DV8 needs a makeover.

don't even get me started on socks

 

[DV8]

well, here you are just pushing it, sorry dude, old underwear is just nasty

why would I use as washrag something that has been through my crotch?

sorry, but those go directly to the trash

*note to self* discard all 'washrags' which used to be 'crotch-cradles'

 

[DV8]

I'm beginning to think that DV8 needs a makeover.

seriously, though . . . I just ran out of laundry the other day, and had these types of experiences, so they're fresh in my mind . . . the wifebeater kept coming untucked, and the frayed-elastic on my undies wasn't helping matters . . . I felt like Tyrone Biggums

 

[AhabTheArab]

why so many laundry related threads?

 

[Argyle of Sock]

I have several pairs that have the little elastic strings hanging out and rips and such, but can't get rid of because they're too comfortable or sentimental.

I hate it when the elastic sticks out...it catches on your body hair and that's just not good.