Morning
Truthteller, 7:14am
Ah yes, the sun begins to shine on us once again. Of course, good living means good hygiene. So I brush my teeth with a special paste I got from the outer rings of Kryal, boy does it have a kick in the mouth for freshness. I swish with Deluxe Scope, then brush them all over again with tartar control paste to make sure I got everything, then rinse again. Now i'm minty fresh. Drat it all, i'm out of hair gel! I guess that's my quest for today: Find hair gel.
TheAlmightyFuzz, 7:40am
When Truthteller finally gets out of the bathroom, I run in, scrub my teeth and jerk a comb through my hair. Now i'll go for a few rounds on the holodeck, maybe some hockey or tae bo. A few more members at the Hype need some schooling by yours truly today. Indeed I can do that, as I got my teaching certificate in a Happy Meal, authorizing me to own the uneducated around here.
Tangled Web, 8:00am
I wake up in my UCLA bedspread, on my UCLA print carpet, surrounded by UCLA stuff all along my room. Bring on the day.
Morg, 8:15am
I don't know why I bother setting an alarm, it never works for me anyway, hehehee. Hey, today i'll be accepting the award for "Biggest Elisha Fan Ever". It's quite an honor.
Eric Draven, 8:19am
That blasphemer Morg, if he disrupts my beauty sleep with his alarm one more time, he shall be punished!
Immortalfire, 8:30am
The cool weather is on the way, but it never bothers me; the Flame and all that. Today I have a meeting with Malice; he believes some kind of trouble is brewing. Is it? Who am I to say? But I have a feeling that the butt-kickers around here can do more to dispell trouble than I. But whatever, i'm on the treadmill for a while.
Mr.Webs, 8:41am
"Would you like to see my mask?"... I tried that line on my date last night. She called the police. Fortunately I had my magnetic grapple gun and escaped before they arrived. That's the last time I ask BrodieBruce for date advice.
musclesforsupes, 8:47am
Ugh, what a night. Never again will I mix the Big Mac special sauce with Wendy's chili. Here comes another day, but it's breakfast before anything; most important meal of the day ya know. I hear the voice of the Meatnormous sandwich calling me.
Odin's Lapdog, 9:00am
I swear, I see one more person claiming that Tom Welling should have been Superman, i'm going to go nuclear wedgie on them! Time for me to share more ideas on a better world.
SpideyInATree, 9:22am
Man these branches are constricting. I've gotta check about getting a trim on this tree.
The Incredible Hulk, 9:31am
Could I suck any worse at the SHH hockey league? If I did, i'd be classified as the next black hole! I want to SMASH!
musclesforsupes, 9:38am
That didn't go so well, the Meatnormous was so big it would make Juggernaut cringe. But you can bet that didn't stop me from finishing it all! But then I had to relax my tummy for a while. Hey wow, lunch will be here soon!
Truthteller, 9:45am
After a great swim in the pool, I now dress very stylish and head to Walgreens, they're the kings of hair gel as far as i'm concerned. I passed through the lounge and saw Brodie staring into space, wonder what's on his mind. Oh well, Walgreens; here comes your favorite customer.
BrodieBruce, 10:00am
Black or gray suits for the groomsmen? I'm amazing she's marrying me, especially after Immortalfire claimed my sexiness died last year, not only that, but i'm an evil little bastard according to certain people here. Just goes to show that life is one freakin weird road.
Roughneck, 10:17am
As president of the Amanda Bynes fanclub, I do delcare today Amanda Day! Let us all honor her glorious self, and dance with the Nannies. I also declare a Captain Planet marathon...the power is yours!
Immortalfire, 10:20am
Please Lord, tell me I did not just hear "the power is yours"...
Tangled Web, 10:24am
After checking the latest UCLA stats, my day is in full swing. Next on my agenda is to attend the "USC Sucks" rally in town.
Kipobe, 10:30am
I am Kipobe, hear me roar.
JLBats, 10:46am
I tried to get into McCartney's house last night, but the guard didn't go for my distraction. How was I to know that you don't make hamburgers out of people from Hamburg?
TheAlmightyFuzz, 11:00am
Ah crap, I just remembered I have a dentist appointment this afternoon... I need someone to hold my hand.
Odin's Lapdog, 11:17am
No one likes my idea for edible paper. I wonder why. It's not like it would be a big hassle, you know, just take the phone message, give to the person the call was for, then when they're done with the note; chomp chomp. Is the world that screwed up they don't know progress when they hear it? This is the same world mind you that buys edible underwear. Sheesh.
Morg, 11:37am
I saw him, but I could not hear him. So I don't know what that cop was screaming about while I jaywalked. Whatever.
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Evening
Odin's Lapdog, 12:13pm
I wonder if leprechauns exist, because if they did, i'm sure they'd get rid of this childish lunch of peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off!
SpideyInATree, 12:15pm
Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off? My favorite!
Truthteller, 12:31pm
Holy Schnikies! Walgreens is out of hair gel!!!! It seems the company's workers have gone on strike. This is terrible, but I won't panic; I must go to my quiet place...gotta think this through.....I can't go out without hair gel! I just can't do it! Perhaps I can find a way to remedy this unhappy turn of circumstance.
musclesforsupes, 12:44pm
Man, aren't these chicken fries the most? To say the least? LoL.
The Incredible Hulk, 1:00pm
Damn you Immortalfire, won't trade me Miroslav Satan off his team. I don't guess I can blame him too much, after all; who wouldn't want a guy named Satan on his team?
BrodieBruce, 1:16pm
Eric or jackcool or whatever his name is today said I should play "What Kind Of Fool Am I" at the wedding. I proceeded to whip his smarmy butt. Then I saw him go crying to momma. I can only hope he's not running to Momma Mosi!
Morg, 1:41pm
The annual meeting of the Elisha Lovers of America went well. I accepted the award on behalf of myself. Someone threw an onion ring at me for some reason, but oh well. I'll display this trophy in my Elisha shrine.
Mr.Webs, 2:01pm
What's a redneck's favorite holiday? Halloween..because they can pump-kin. Haw haw haw!
Tangled Web, 2:40pm
The USC Sucks rally went great! Some trolls came along and rattled off a bunch of crap, but we chased them off no prob. This evening i've been invited to the UCLA Rocks banquet. This should be quite a show.
TheAlmightyFuzz, 3:04pm
The dentist told me he'll have to take a jackhammer to my teeth. But then he laughed like a jackass, saying it was a joke. I'll have to open my 50-gallon drum of **** for him. I should have listened to Truthteller and brushed my teeth better, but oh well..things should be ok.
Immortalfire, 3:21pm
I finally got out of Malice's meeting. Man, what a time! He believes that spiderfreddie and bakerboy are going to return and dominate us all with an internet zombie software. I ordered him a stiff drink. He was fine after that, but he did get me to thinking; those two sure went away without a fight. Hmm....
Eric Draven, 3:30pm
Time for my afternoon snack of goat cheese and maple syrup....WTF? My goat cheese has been stolen from the fridge!!!! Who is the culprit?!
Kipobe, 3:48pm
I am having the most uneventful day ever. I want a cookie.
SpideyInATree, 4:00pm
The postal service still won't deliever to the tree, so I had to go all the way to the Hype offices and pick up my mail. Hmm, seems Jolie_Mendez' Victoria's Secret catalogue came to me by accident. Awesome.
musclesforsupes, 4:19pm
What the heck...someone left a bowl of candy corn in the kitchen. Yucko.
The Incredible Hulk, 4:21pm
Hey diary, I just heard musclesforsupes say "yuck" to some food. Should I call Guinness? Nah, he probably wouldn't like all that publicity. He's a simple guy I guess.
JLBats, 4:36pm
I went into town and TP'd the local McDonald's just because it looked cool. Some brat of a kid asked "what are you doing santy claus?" I told her to get the **** out of my way, then she went crying to her momma.
Roughneck, 5:00pm
I've been watching reruns of The Amanda Show all day, but no one has joined me! Later will be a marathon of all "What I Like About You" shows, and I know someone will watch those with me. Nanner, keep dancing!
Truthteller, 5:31pm
I spent all day at the hair gel offices trying to bargain for better working conditions. But I guess they wouldn't listen because I don't work there. Perhaps I should become a leader of an employee union? How will my dome survive?
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Finale
musclesforsupes, 6:00pm
I called the pizza joint and ordered a large pepperoni with ham, olives, bacon, and triple thick crust. Sometimes I think God invented pizza just for me, cause it sure is good.
SpideyInATree, 6:17pm
Well evening's coming on, and it's time for me to climb back into my lair, and spy on that hot girl that lives next door without getting caught.
Eric Draven, 6:45pm
My Oilers play in a while, let me pray they win.
TheAlmightyFuzz, 7:09pm
All that novocaine had a rather bizzare effect on me. Some newbie said my teams suck and I didn't kick his ass. I wonder what's up. I also think the dentist said I had no problems tooth-wise, so that's alright. But what a moron; i've got all these picks and tools jammed in my mouth, and he tries to carry on a conversation. "How are you?" he asks, what does he want to hear.."Ighh fihhhne"? Wake up and smell the autoclave dude.
Morg, 7:20pm
Well the trophy fits perfectly in the shrine, just as I would fit perfectly in Elisha's heart...sigh. One day my ain true love. One day!
Mr.Webs, 7:57pm
What A Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,you and i need to clean up, your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a Man Hears:
"blah,blah,blah,blah,C'MON
blah,blah,blah,blah,YOU AND I
blah,blah,blah,blah,ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah,NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah,RIGHT NOW!"
JLBats, 8:13pm
I don't want to write in my diary, so i'm not. Another thread got closed. Good night.
musclesforsupes, 8:38pm
Uggghhh...that pizza, I can't believe I ate the whole freakin thing. Well..yes I can. It was awesome, but now my tummy is sore and I need to lie down.
Immortalfire, 8:50am
I just heard musclesforsupes groaning down the hall. Hope he's alright. Anyway, I convinced Malice there was no threat at the Hype. He seemed believing, let's hope we're right. The last thing we need are freaky zombies taking over the joint. Though some of the people here would think it's cool, sort of a "28 Days Later" kind of thing.
Roughneck, 9:00pm
Everyone is emptying out around here! And can you believe it, no one joined my Amanda day festivities?! Even the Immortalfire who said Amanda is his favorite name didn't watch the shows.
The Incredible Hulk, 9:24pm
Am I actually going to win a match this week? I have a feeling, but if I don't win; Hulk will smash!...or get smashed.
Kipobe, 9:30pm
I love myself.
Tangled Web, 9:41pm
Just got back from the UCLA Rocks dinner. I got an award for best fan ever! Cool? Well, I must shower now with my Bruins body wash. It gives an awesome refreshing feeling.
Odin's Lapdog, 9:55pm
The day has really flown by, but still no progress on a better world courtesy of yours truly. Perchance the fools of the world will listen to me, and a better life will rise. I wonder if someone would buy invisible dust?
BrodieBruce, 10:19pm
My sweetychums just called to say good night. My compatriots say i'm a lucky dog, and I think I am. But an evil jerk such as I...am I ready for this? To devote my life to someone else for all time? Yes. She's the one. But I shall still irritate the Hypesters, cause I like them too.
Truthteller, 10:36pm
Well, the workers union hired me. But all I wanted was hairgel! Holy Christmas, I don't know what to say...oh well. So many things work out for the best. Tomorrow I have to begin the adventure of rolling up rugs in the lounge. I can't wait to see what the noobs have hidden under there. The day begins to wrap up, and it's been a winner. We eat, drink and be merry; for tomorrow is another day...that we rule.
THE END
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