Tom Cruise bother anybody else...?

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  1. Armoured-Fury

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    Man, i was just reading this article and i was like "OMFG!!!"

    It's like totally freakin' crazy! I feel so sorry for that poor girl but from what i hear she's not too bothered by it but i dunno..

    He seems a little strange if you ask me.. Take a read:
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cruise gives MP3 player to Holmes[/FONT]
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    Updated: 2006-03-30 18:49[/FONT]

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    Tom Cruise has reportedly given pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes an MP3 player loaded with mellow music to help her stay silent during childbirth.​
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    The actress has allegedly agreed to deliver her baby in total quiet in accordance with a bizarre Scientology tradition. To help her, the Hollywood actor, who is a devout follower of the sci-fi cult, has splashed out on a hi-tech iPod and handpicked over 300 tracks to help Katie keep mum.


    A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Tom wants her to listen to music through her earphones so there's no noise in the delivery room."
    Yesterday (03.28.06) it was revealed Katie will give birth surrounded by huge white signs reminding her to stay silent.
    The couple have had posters spelling out the former "Dawsons Creek" star's labor rules delivered to their home.
    Friends - thought to be Scientology elders - were photographed carrying the placards through the gates of the couple's plush Los Angeles mansion.
    One of the 6ft signs reads: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable." Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard tells followers in his book "Dianetics" the strange ritual should be carried out to prevent children from being psychologically damaged.

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    Freeeeeeaky lol

    A. FURY
     
  2. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Katie Holmes must know by now that Cruise has a screw loose somewhere so she obviously doesn't mind too much. That music might actually help keep her calm during pregnancy and I've certainly heard stupider suggestions from Mr Cruise recently.
     
  3. Armoured-Fury

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    Yeh but he's not doing it for the sole reason of keeping her calm.. He's doing it for his twisted sci-fi cult lol

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  4. Boom

    Boom I got nothin'

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    Watch. The kid will be born a deaf mute. Just watch.
     
  5. Sava

    Sava Dont cry, my dear

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    stop acting like a ******, really, like the Sun is the most reliable paper in the world :rolleyes:.
     
  6. Halcohol

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    However the kid is born, I'm sure Tom will say "It's how the aliens wanted him/her to be."
     
  7. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Despite all this, I'm sure there are some benefits to having one of the world's leading movie stars as your dad.
     
  8. Halcohol

    Halcohol Suit up

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    Oh, maybe a couple. Even if he is a scientologist :p
     
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    Yeh and reeeeeally short too lol

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  10. War Lord

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    It's not that she necessarily doesn't mind, because who really minds 18 hour labour?

    You just never refuse the crazy man anything, it's dangerous.
     
  11. Armoured-Fury

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    I agree lol

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  12. SapphirePrima

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    how do you deliver a baby quietly?:confused: It's impossible...
     
  13. Armoured-Fury

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    That's exactly my point it's potnossible lol

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    "Tom Cruise gives Holmes an MP3 player"...

    yet another chapter of "news that will change the world".
     
  15. Halcohol

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    Hey man, the fake news industry probably makes more money than the genuine news industry.
     
  16. Armoured-Fury

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    He gave her an MP3 player quick stop da press!!! What it's an Ipod???? MY GOD!

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  17. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Have you got any more groundbreaking exclusives from the quality paper that is 'The Sun'?
     
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    Katie Holmes is gonna die giving birth...seriously
     
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    What a tragic loss that would be :(

    No i aint got any more ground breakin articles.. I just stumbled across that.. Thank god i never read The Sun... Even if i DO live in England lol

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    Personally I'm over the cruise hate for now, he ****ed up last summer but he's layed low since then, so he gotta get it together for MI 3 and not do any dumb ****
     
  21. Morg

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    Tom going to gag the baby ;)
     
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    :confused: He could make her watch one of his bad movies.
     
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    He said gag not kill :mad:
     
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    :( Oh thats right sorry I get them mixed up sometimes.
     
  25. Armoured-Fury

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    Slow mental break down followed by throwing up and lapsin into a coma and dying :(

    Poor girl! *sniffs*

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