Tom Cruise is GANGSTA!!!

Someone posted the full clip of Dancing Tom last week. It was very sad to watch. I'm going to start a donation drive to get Tom Cruise a Rhythm Implant.

jag
 
TheSumOfGod said:
I'm not worried, I gave Jesus $20, just to make sure that I'm on the GOOD side of the rapture. So long, suckers! :D
DUDE! I'm not paying 'cause I like to buy DVDs too much, but grab my hand when you start taking off, k? thx!:up:
 
jaguarr said:
Someone posted the full clip of Dancing Tom last week. It was very sad to watch. I'm going to start a donation drive to get Tom Cruise a Rhythm Implant.

jag


Word, hes the man, hes got the moves, just needs to get them NSYNC!
 
jaguarr said:
Someone posted the full clip of Dancing Tom last week. It was very sad to watch. I'm going to start a donation drive to get Tom Cruise a Rhythm Implant.

jag
Those rarely take. But a simple self-editing shame lobe would suffice.
 
jaguarr said:
Someone posted the full clip of Dancing Tom last week. It was very sad to watch. I'm going to start a donation drive to get Tom Cruise a Rhythm Implant.

jag

His impression of revving a motorcycle while dancing (does this qaulify?) was horrible, he might as well have gone for the sprinkler.
 
Lurk said:
His impression of revving a motorcycle while dancing (does this qaulify?) was horrible, he might as well have gone for the sprinkler.


That was asecret scientology signal for "Am I white enough?"
 
TheSumOfGod said:
Despite him. WOTW was also good, despite him. :o

Dakota Fanning carried every actor in that movie including the CGI aliens.

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Dakota Fanning carried every actor in that movie including the CGI aliens.

jag

Especially that Robbie aka *****e Bag kid.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Those rarely take. But a simple self-editing shame lobe would suffice.

I believe he's rejected several of those, which would explain why he would go from good movies to bad movies and back again over and over.

jag
 
Old but amusing

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Guyverjay said:
Old but amusing

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There's an edited version of that on YTMND where it looks like Oprah's attacking him with the electricity.
 
Whack Arnolds said:
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Check him out on 106 and Park. He looks like an oreo filling right there, as he "Leans with, and Rocks with it"... :up:

I'm listening to Fear of the Dark while listening to this.:( :down
 
TheSumOfGod said:
This is it, the Seventh Sign. Everyone brace for the impact of the rapture...

More like the four hundred seventh sign :o
 
buried treasure full of gold coins and jewels for the man or woman who kills Tom Cruise

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The guy may be a whackjob, but hes still one of the best actors of our time :o :up:
 
Batman15 said:
The guy may be a whackjob, but hes still one of the best actors of our time :o :up:

Charlton Heston fits that profile as well. What's your point?

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Charlton Heston fits that profile as well. What's your point?

jag

that hes one of the best actors of our time.

I thought that was made clear. :confused:
 

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