Top 10 dumbest British laws

Damn, if only Kainedamo was Scottish.

 

I'm so moving to England.

 

Dude, the UK is f'ing awesome.

 

We've got plenty of wacky laws on this side of the pond, too.

 

That ain't right.

 

dumb US laws...

ALABAMA:
Incestuous marriages are legal.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

ALASKA:
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

ARIZONA
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two *****s in a house.

ARKANSAS:
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

CALIFORNIA:
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

COLORODO:
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

CONNECTICUT:
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

DELAWARE:
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

FLORIDA:
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

MICHIGAN:
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.


okay, im spent, go find the rest on your own: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama/

 

Most of those are completely exxagerated or takin out of context. Read the full text.

 

I'm gonna do number 10

 

your mom wasnt out of context last night SNAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

 

This is clearly the dumbest law. You can't prove if something is legal or not because the whole thing takes place within one person's mind.

And I feel like getting a girl pregnant just so I can run up to a cop and legally request his hat for her to pee in. Awesome.

 

Illinois:

The English language is not to be spoken.

 

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

I've been to liverpool but not the petshop, i might visit again, but some clown fish.

 

Are you kidding me? Do you not learn?

 

For some reason i was banned for good yet i got no reason, look im not trolling.

 

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet


I Like to see a lady do that

 

It makes you wonder how they went about passing that in to law. I can see the discussion in parliament ...

 

LoL.

 

IN canada:

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

Wooden logs may not be painted.

You may never use dice to play craps.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

Margarine producers can't make their margarine yellow.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.

 

It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

not true, atleast in Ontario it's legal.

 

Dumb Laws in Minnesota

The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitoes a public nuisance.

It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

Oral sex is prohibited.

All bathtubs must have feet.

City Laws in Minnesota

Cottage Grove
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.

Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.

Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Minneapolis
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.

Minnetonka
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.

Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.

Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.


St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.