Top Ten Reasons to Move to England

[Aiden]

Scousers accents?

*shudders*

 

[Abaddon]

TOP FIVE REASONS NOT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND:


1.They have preconceived notions about Americans
2.Their food taste like ****.
3.They don't deliver pizza.
4.They get mad if you make fun of the Queen
5.They talk funny.

 

[James"007"Bond]

^^ The hell u talking about? Of course we deliver pizzas

 

[Aiden]

TOP FIVE REASONS NOT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND:


1.They have preconceived notions about Americans
2.Their food taste like ****.
3.They don't deliver pizza.
4.They get mad if you make fun of the Queen
5.They talk funny.

1. I dont because I've been to America and I know what they're like
2. Our food's wonderful. I kinda dislike American food, it seems like everything has sugar in it.
3. Yes we do
4. I dont really like the Queen. I dislike the whole Royal Family actually. Her 80th birthday's this month, who cares?
5. We kinda do

 

[Abaddon]

In "The Long Dark,Teatime of the Soul" a character mentions how England sucks because they don't deliver pizza,but its from like the 80s so who knows?

 

[FreeRadical]

TOP FIVE REASONS NOT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND:


1.They have preconceived notions about Americans
2.Their food taste like ****.
3.They don't deliver pizza.
4.They get mad if you make fun of the Queen
5.They talk funny.

1. We got Morresrey, you got Springstein
2. At least we don't put peanut butter on everything (Peanut butter with chocolate?)
3. We do. Pizza Hut, Dominoes
4. We have a sense of humour, and we make fun of everything
5. How dar u!

 

[Abaddon]

Peanut butter with chocolate>>> blood pudding/sausage.

 

[FreeRadical]

This would be considered crazy in the UK.

 

[Abaddon]

People like peanut butter and chocolate.It sells.

 

[FreeRadical]

This is real man food!!!!!

 

[Aiden]

This is real man food!!!!!

*Drools*

I'm having Steak Pie for dinner. Possibly the best meal ever

 

[Abaddon]

You guys put egg on your pizza too.Thats blasphemy.

 

[Aiden]

I've never had egg on Pizza

 

[FreeRadical]

This is what we eat at around 4-5 pm.

 

[Abaddon]

whats that on the bottom?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

They DEEP FRY their pizza. And they put SUGAR in their toothpaste! They're evil, I tell ya!

 

[FreeRadical]

whats that on the bottom?

A selection of cheese, tuna and ham sandwiches.

 

[Abaddon]

cheese,tuna,AND ham?

 

[FreeRadical]

And supper, it's bangers and mash!!!!!

 

[TheSumOfGod]

British people don't seem to care too much about the calories...

 

[Aiden]

Neither do Americans. Who has sugar in Bread???

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Neither do Americans. Who has sugar in Bread???

Something freaky that I found out the other day: One of the ingredients of table salt is INVERTED SUGAR!!!

 

[FreeRadical]

Neither do Americans. Who has sugar in Bread???

I tried American waffales for a short time.

My dentist wanted to kill me.

 

[Aiden]

And they wonder why people like this exist

 

[imagine12]

Ya, I'd say anywhere but America is a good place to be right now. Hell i'd take Alaska but alas, it's too cold.... At least until our biggest representative changes to someone a little more,....savy.