Top Ten Reasons to Move to England

[Abaddon]

I tried American waffales for a short time.

My dentist wanted to kill me.

It depends on which type you buy.You probably got adventurous and tried some sugary raspberry type waffles,with syrup.

 

[Abaddon]

And they wonder why people like this exist

Alot of Southern people eat unhealthy food.Its just part of the cuture.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Someone photoshopped her camel toe away.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Alot of Southern people eat unhealthy food.Its just part of the cuture.

No, actually it's a part of human nature, we resent our physical limitations. If I could eat all of the crap I wanted, without ever having to face the consequences, I'd do it. Dark chocolate and pecan pie all day long, dude.

 

[FreeRadical]

It depends on which type you buy.You probably got adventurous and tried some sugary raspberry type waffles,with syrup.

from me

for my teeth

 

[grey_jeanie]

Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves

 

[grey_jeanie]

Someone photoshopped her camel toe away.

Nice move

 

[FreeRadical]

Hear, hear!!!!

I remember the days we used to have an empire

 

[Halcohol]

Hey, back in those days I didn't have a country, so I fart in the general direction of your empire

 

[Aiden]

I wasn't around when we had an Empire

 

[FreeRadical]

Hey, back in those days I didn't have a country, so I fart in the general direction of your empire

I will keep my dignity and smell it with pride .

 

[Halcohol]

the correct response is... "Run away! Run away!"

 

[FreeRadical]

the correct response is... "Run away! Run away!"

Have some deep-fired haggis and chips.

 

[Aiden]

Where are you from FreeRadical?

Haggis is amazing

 

[FreeRadical]

Where are you from FreeRadical?

Haggis is amazing

Bristol a.k.a the UK's longest traffic jam

This is the M5 near Bristol on a normal work day

 

[Aiden]

My grandad lives in Bristol. I want to go down and visit him sometime

 

[The Englishman]

TOP FIVE REASONS NOT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND:


1.They have preconceived notions about Americans
2.Their food taste like ****.
3.They don't deliver pizza.
4.They get mad if you make fun of the Queen
5.They talk funny.

Hey Abaddon, You know **** all about my country!!!!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Hey Abaddon, You know **** all about my country!!!!!!!

I'd probably say the same about you,but the difference is I don't care.

 

[Karem-Knight]

I'm half Brazlian and half English


And I say the US is better then England

 

[James"007"Bond]

British people don't seem to care too much about the calories...

Do you know how ironic that sounds coming from an American?

 

[grey_jeanie]

I'm half Brazlian and half English


And I say the US is better then England

Ok, but have you ever lived in the US. What's wrong with England?

 

[The Englishman]

I'm half Brazlian and half English


And I say the US is better then England

Well go live in America then.

 

[Equint77]

I've watched TV...... the homes in England are shoeboxed sized... they make NY apartments look like mansions... plus I heard things are more expensive there than they are here.

Plus I don't think I'd like calling the subway "the metro" or the "tube" or whatever it's called.

the only good thing is the bars open up early and I could have access to Absinth

 

[Abaddon]

Do you know how ironic that sounds coming from an American?

canuck

 

[Holly Goodhead]

America came from England.