Revenge of the Fallen Transformers Caption Thread!

[Jack Bauer]

Because let's face it, we need it.

*Bay and Co see latest pics of Fox*

BAY: See I told ya Shia and Josh, I demand things to be awesome, and Megan brings it.

 

[Dr Lee]

And on the 'Awesome-Bay' theme....

Voight- It may not be Awesome that i'm made of... but it's darn close

Bee- Goooooo Saaaaammm, Protect Bay's Awesome

 

[Jack Bauer]

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun that makes sure how much awesomeness Bay needs."

 

[oakzap425]

...

 

[Jack Bauer]

BAY: I'm telling ya, Sean's badassness made Nick look like this throughout the film.

 

[protocida]

BUMBLEBEE: Michael J. Fox? No, but i get that a lot.

 

[Hotwire]

Set Girl: Check it out. Every time I poke Shia with this stick, he farts a green could.

 

[Alex The Great]

Bay: Look a those!
Shia: Good god!
Bay: Those Jennifor's Body writers are freaking brilliant!
Shia: So were getting a Megan Fox topless scene?
Bay: You know it.
*Rest of Crew eagerly tells writers to write topless scene PRONTO*

 

[KENSEI]

Because let's face it, we need it.

See Michael even with the loss of my pinky I still can make farting noises with my arm pit.

 

[scatterax]

he lossed his pinky?

 

[Dr Lee]

Back when Shia had his car crash there was a story going about that he wouold lose/Had lost his Pinky....

It's false though...

 

[scatterax]

Back when Shia had his car crash there was a story going about that he wouold lose/Had lost his Pinky....

It's false though...

good. shia's been 1 of my favorite actors since i used to watch him on even stevens, on disney chanel. (aka, since the vary beginning.)

 

[Unholyjustice]

I miss even stevens, whatever happened to beans

 

[LightningFlash]

Beans....that could be written with those farting captions...

 

[Hotwire]

Megan: Um, guys?! Hellllloooo...

Michael: No, man, I'm telling you. The right boob is much nicer.
Shia: But look how her shirt exposes more of the left boob.

 

[shigsy2003]

The crew of Transformers reaction to having watched the leaked X-Men Origins Wolverine film.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Megan: Um, guys?! Hellllloooo...

Michael: No, man, I'm telling you. The right boob is much nicer.
Shia: But look how her shirt exposes more of the left boob.

lmao, nice!

 

[protocida]

PRIME: Mosquito! I'll kill it!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Can I sue Michael Bay for not casting me in Transformers? That's not Prime! I'm Prime!

 

[Raiden]

Bay: Megan, raise you head more toward the back, and thrust your chest out. Yes, a little more...
Megan: ......

 

[Hotwire]

Simmons: Are those the nude pics of Megan Fox from that movie set!?!?
Sam: Oh yeah!

 

[Superhero 101]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop F**cking up Transformers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[shigsy2003]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop F**cking up Transformers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

LOL. Very nice use of that awesome Taken scene.

 

[SpiderByte]

Megatron: Prime, I have returned! As you can see, I am more powerful than you could possibly imag-
Prime: *SMACK!*

 

[Rain]

Baraka Prime ?