Revenge of the Fallen Transformers Caption Thread!

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Because let's face it, we need it.

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*Bay and Co see latest pics of Fox*

BAY: See I told ya Shia and Josh, I demand things to be awesome, and Megan brings it.
 
:hehe:

And on the 'Awesome-Bay' theme....

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Voight- It may not be Awesome that i'm made of... but it's darn close

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Bee- Goooooo Saaaaammm, Protect Bay's Awesome
 
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"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun that makes sure how much awesomeness Bay needs."
 
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BAY: I'm telling ya, Sean's badassness made Nick look like this throughout the film.
 
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BUMBLEBEE: Michael J. Fox? No, but i get that a lot.
 
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Set Girl: Check it out. Every time I poke Shia with this stick, he farts a green could.
 
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Bay: Look a those!
Shia: Good god!
Bay: Those Jennifor's Body writers are freaking brilliant!
Shia: So were getting a Megan Fox topless scene?
Bay: You know it.
*Rest of Crew eagerly tells writers to write topless scene PRONTO*
 
Back when Shia had his car crash there was a story going about that he wouold lose/Had lost his Pinky....

It's false though...
 
Back when Shia had his car crash there was a story going about that he wouold lose/Had lost his Pinky....

It's false though...

good. shia's been 1 of my favorite actors since i used to watch him on even stevens, on disney chanel. (aka, since the vary beginning.)
 
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Megan: Um, guys?! Hellllloooo...

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Michael: No, man, I'm telling you. The right boob is much nicer.
Shia: But look how her shirt exposes more of the left boob.
 
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Can I sue Michael Bay for not casting me in Transformers? That's not Prime! I'm Prime!
 
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Bay: Megan, raise you head more toward the back, and thrust your chest out. Yes, a little more...
Megan: ......
 
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Simmons: Are those the nude pics of Megan Fox from that movie set!?!?
Sam: Oh yeah!
 
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop F**cking up Transformers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
 
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop F**cking up Transformers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

LOL. Very nice use of that awesome Taken scene.
 
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Megatron: Prime, I have returned! As you can see, I am more powerful than you could possibly imag-
Prime: *SMACK!*
 

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