Ok first off I know there is a review thread but I just got back from the movies and have to HAVE to get this of my chest.....this film was a giant, steaming (..loved the first one by the way despite some goofy moments) pile of elephant **** that has been sitting on the sidewalk in the festering blistering heat for a few days....that was just peed on by Mojo.. NOW onto the real question here....did anyone else feel that this movie should have been called 'Transporners' intead of 'Transformers'? I mean hey, I'm as rude and crude as the next sailor (I mean...take a look at my username for petes sake!!) but HOLY JUMPIN' there were waaaaayyy too many sex jokes in this movie! Like...literally every two seconds...I'm not kidding. -Sam mom telling kids how he just recently 'popped his cherry' -The shot of the dogs humping...ummm yeah so ...not once..but TWICE!!! -The horny perverted College Professor flirting with those two ****es giving a sleazy innuendo filled lecture -John Turturros hair pimply (did I mention hairy?) arse (seen in IMAX no less....geezus couldn't they have, for that shot at least made it you know...non IMAX...so didn't need to see all that detail) arse in that thong -The HUMPING 'Vinny Da Goon Bot' from Brooklyn WTF?! -When the old (BRITISH?!?!...what, do they get Monty Python on Cybertron?) Jetfire teleports everyone to Egypt and Boobs McGee there wakes up on Leo, Sams roommate, face down in his crotch -The Cybertronian ****e Bot who tongues sams nads..... ...OH and SPEAKING OF NADS.....Will someone.....anyone.....please, PLEASE tell me what in the FLYING FAAACK they were thinking when putting giant balls on Devestator?! "Im right under the enemy's testes sir!"......sigh...........what I am not understanding is that that single effects shot..you know, of Devestatos devestating ******** o' doom? Yeah, that probably took a few dudes locked in a room for days and nights coupled with thousands and thousands of $$$...at any ****ing point during this work, didn't anyone realize this isn't funny or stupid or ...I dunno......stupid?!?!...I'm sure there are more examples as well but those were the ones that stood out. Now first off having a thinly veiled sexual innuendo is one thing, that is you know....funny for the grown ups in the crowd or people who 'get it'...but to have the movie peppered with sooo many of them watching all the nervous parents tug their shirt collars looking at their kids is another! I nearly spat out my drink when I heard a little girl go "Daddy whats a cherry? What did Sams Mommy mean when she said that....eh?" Like I said, the first movie was beautiful! Something about it, it was sooo awesome the action the story the way it was shot...this movie seemed lazy rushed and something written by a horny 14 year old for chrissakes!! I mean in the 1st movie I have to admit it was a little odd when Sams mom asked if he was yankin' off in his room and called it 'Sams Happy Time' or whatever...but this movie was FRIGGIN' ridiculous! OH and P.S.---I want rights for the name 'TransPORNers'....I KNOW it's gonna catch on you watch!