True Meanings

[PyroChamber]

I thought it would be cool to do another "true meanings" threads. For those you don't understand, one poster will post a phrase or a line and the next poster will say what they think the true meaning of the line is, and then they'll post a line themselves, sounds dumb but hey it could be funny. I'll start...

"Your nice, but I don't think you can handle me"

 

[JLBats]

"Your penis probably looks like a deformed lobster."


Next one: "I don't want to ruin our friendship."

 

[The Shape]

"Your penis probably looks like a deformed lobster."


Next one: "I don't want to ruin our friendship."

"Youre ugly."


Next one: "Don't pee down my leg and tell me it's raining."

 

[Fledermaus]

"I'm not as dumb as I think you are."

"You're not fat at all."

 

[The Amazing Lee]

"Youre ugly."


Next one: "Don't pee down my leg and tell me it's raining."

"I wanna golden shower not a golden ticket"

my one.

"Fear not one. fear all"

 

[THERETURN]

"Fear not one. fear all"[/quote]

*****!

"Im just not ready for a relationship"

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm secretly an apprentice to a wizard and am not allowed to see girls.

(Someone I know ACTUALLY used this excuse )

 

[SLVRSR4]

Is that guy serious? He enjoys his hobbies more than woman?

You couldn't rip your way out of a paper bag!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Is that guy serious? He enjoys his hobbies more than woman?

You couldn't rip your way out of a paper bag!

Paper bags are strong these days

 

[Immortalfire]

"I don't want to ruin our friendship."

"I don't want you."

 

[Spider-X]

"I feel naked"

 

[Caliber]

"I feel naked"

You're making feel uncomfortable.

Right now I don't anyone.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I don't owe anyone? You have payed your debts?

YOu're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't?

 

[Whirlysplat]

I don't owe anyone? You have payed your debts?

YOu're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't?

You're out of options

Nothing a large whisky won't cure

- Whirly

 

[Joker]

You're out of options

Nothing a large whisky won't cure

- Whirly

alcohol poisoning is the only way out now

it's not you, it's me

 

[Imagination_13]

It's you, go away.

Jewish people driving german cars.

 

[Ronny Shade]

It's you


Let's take a break

 

[Imagination_13]

Nikka don't go ignoring me.

Jewish people driving german cars.

 

[Ronny Shade]

sorry you posted while I was writing.


I have no clue what that means

 

[Erzengel]

I wanna f' other people.

We have to talk.

 

[Whirlysplat]

sorry you posted while I was writing.


I have no clue what that means

I think it means forget the past Germans make damn good automobiles.

Do you come here often?

- Whirly

 

[JLBats]

You suck in bed and smell.

"I once ****ed a goat"

 

[Ronny Shade]

I wanna f' other people.

We have to talk.
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I'm pregnant

We really have to talk

 

[Whirlysplat]

I wanna f' other people.

We have to talk.

I don't see anything resolving our propblems you are dumped

See that good looking guy that's my old boyfriend Ken

- Whirly

 

[JLBats]

We're still ****ing.

I'm a lesbian.