JP
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'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through this site
Not a news break was breaking
Not even the smallest type
The readers were glued
to this very site that I own
Hoping that Fox
would throw us a bone
Then suddenly a noise
down the chimney with care
Was it Santa? No Emmy Rossum
with a strand of blue hair
"Oh, Emmy!", they cried
"Can you give us an update?"
"It depends" she replied.
"If it's only met with hate"
"We promise!" They shouted.
"We promise we'll be good."
And so she showed them a shot of Piccolo
wearing a red hood.
"It's Santa Piccolo!", said Emmy
So excited she seemed
"What the hell is that?!?" said the readers.
"He aint even GREEN!"
And with that Emmy left
Right back up the chimney
And the readers were sad, TOB said
"Is that all she'll give me?"
Then suddenly a jingle
was heard through the way
It was Emmy again
She was flying a sleigh!
"On Roshi, on Gohan
On Mai and Piccolo
On Yamcha on Chi Chi
On Fuller and Teto!"
She flew through the sky
On her mystical wagon
"Merry Christmas too all,
Make a wish on the Dragon!"
and all through this site
Not a news break was breaking
Not even the smallest type
The readers were glued
to this very site that I own
Hoping that Fox
would throw us a bone
Then suddenly a noise
down the chimney with care
Was it Santa? No Emmy Rossum
with a strand of blue hair
"Oh, Emmy!", they cried
"Can you give us an update?"
"It depends" she replied.
"If it's only met with hate"
"We promise!" They shouted.
"We promise we'll be good."
And so she showed them a shot of Piccolo
wearing a red hood.
"It's Santa Piccolo!", said Emmy
So excited she seemed
"What the hell is that?!?" said the readers.
"He aint even GREEN!"
And with that Emmy left
Right back up the chimney
And the readers were sad, TOB said
"Is that all she'll give me?"
Then suddenly a jingle
was heard through the way
It was Emmy again
She was flying a sleigh!
"On Roshi, on Gohan
On Mai and Piccolo
On Yamcha on Chi Chi
On Fuller and Teto!"
She flew through the sky
On her mystical wagon
"Merry Christmas too all,
Make a wish on the Dragon!"