Uwe Boll's Postal

[War Party]

Yes, we all know Uwe Boll. And we all know his movies are the worst thing to happen to cinema. Well, here's another film you can add to that terrible list of movies. Why would a studio give him money to film this. read this article from IGN:

http://movies.ign.com/articles/756/756960p1.html

And here's the trailer:


http://www.bollfans.com/de/Postal Trailer 1.htm

I'm sorry for this rant. But I can't understand why this man is allowed to make films. I heard about Postal from a friend and he insisted it looks awesome, so I said "what the hell, I'll take a look." I just don't see this being enjoyable at all. Again, sorry for this angry post, but Uwe Boll is a hack.

 

[Speedball]

This POS film doesn't deserve a thread.

 

[War Party]

This POS film doesn't deserve a thread.

You're right about that. But I just needed to voice my anger over this. My brother doesn't care, so this board is the next best thing. At least I'm not praising it and I hope no one does. It's terrible.

 

[The_Raven]

There has to be some tiny, deranged cult out there somewhere that loves Uwe Boll flicks and nothing else.

If that's true, they need to be stopped.

 

[Speedball]

You're right about that. But I just needed to voice my anger over this. My brother doesn't care, so this board is the next best thing. At least I'm not praising it and I hope no one does. It's terrible.

If it were to get a thread, I would see that as the reasont:

 

[War Party]

If it were to get a thread, I would see that as the reasont:

Don't be sad.

 

[SWAT]

Wow... that was, really something, special*


*and by special I mean the "special" kind.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Huh...strange...

Well, to look on the bright side, at least it isn't another video game adaptation.

 

[Fenrir]

Huh...strange...

Well, to look on the bright side, at least it isn't another video game adaptation.

Umm, it is.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Umm, it is.

Oh.

...

Heheh.

Well, in my defense, I never heard of it, so...*blows rassberry*

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

I played it. Sick game. You could first knock someone's head off with a shovel, and as blood gushes up from the neck hole like a geyser, set the guy on fire, and then urinate on him to extinguish the fire. It was a pretty dismal game, and there wasn't much else to do but run around and do similiar things to what I mentioned above. One mission consisted of you having to find a cure to some disease you got, which manifests itself in the form of green-colored urine.

There's a pretty funny part where you meet Gary Coleman in a mall and if I remember correctly, you're supposed to kill him but he manages to grab a shotgun and a gunfight ensues.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Humm....did the trailer disappear? (or commit suicide out of sheer shame?)

 

[War Party]

Humm....did the trailer disappear? (or commit suicide out of sheer shame?)

If you're using Mozilla Firefox, it won't work.

 

[Clerk]

I know Uwe is hated n all....... but this movie sounds like it has some balls (though one could say immature and not as well thought as something like South Park would have) and it will get my 7$ just from reading the IGN article alone.

 

[Joker]

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

 

[Cyma]

I don't know what's worst, finding out the existence of a Uwe Boll fan site or that Boll is releasing another movie after the disaster BloodRayne. I do hope the next BloodRayne movie starring Natassia Malthe is NOT being directed by Toilet Boll!

 

[Darthphere]

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

You are so there opening night. Admit it.

 

[Rac]

I do hope the next BloodRayne movie starring Natassia Malthe is NOT being directed by Toilet Boll!

But it is. And it's already in the can.

"I finance my movies with nazi gold." -Uwe Boll
LOL. Best line of the year.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Awwww the trailer isn't showing up for me

 

[Chaos Bringer]

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

with a great big bag of nug and some dorito's this good times. Lock me in.


looks better than bloodrayne...

 

[Fried Gold]

www.bollfans.com

LOL

 

[Mr. Credible]

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

sorry, but i disagree.

team america, for instance, had a lot of pretty iffy lines in it regarding terrorism/terrorists, and i thought that movie was down right hilarious.

don't get me wrong, this movie does look like a ball sack, but humor is in the eye of the beholder, and boll is not the only person cracking jokes like that.

 

[Nathan]

It's time that we finally form a small Strike Force and take that nut down.

 

[JackBauer]

Awwww the trailer isn't showing up for me

and you are an enlightened man for it.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Wow, people are openly admitting to possibly going to see this?? A fool and his money....