Uwe's latest Boll movement, "Postal" trailer.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVzPtDRnCgQ

Vern Troyer being raped my monkeys.

...okay it made me chuckle a bit. I find it a bit weird that Uwe is accepting that hes a bad filmmaker and even pokes fun at himself, such as him saying "I finance my films with Nazi-Gold." This has a very troma-esque feel.
 
It does seem to have a Troma-esque feel, but it's still Uwe Boll, so it has a good chance of surpassing "so bad it's good" and venturing into "just plain awful" territory.
 
I think we should just ban him from making films altogether.

I mean, he just ****ing sucks.
 
Why the hell are people even willing to work with him?
 
Hahaha George Bush - "You know me and spelling", it's funny 'cause everyone thinks he is dumb :rolleyes:
 
....looks nice...but I don't know. It looks better in terms of production value than I thought it would. Doubt it will be funny...but should be offensive and entertaining.

Seems like...it's trying to hard to be funny...but does a good job at ':wow: offensive' like the game...from what I've read.
 
I bet this movie is going to be huge...that makes me sad...:(
 
....looks nice...but I don't know. It looks better in terms of production value than I thought it would. Doubt it will be funny...but should be offensive and entertaining.

Seems like...it's trying to hard to be funny...but does a good job at ':wow: offensive' like the game...from what I've read.

You're really gonna consider watching this?! :down

My buddies and I, with our Sony camcorder and $100 could make a movie SO much better than this. Guaranteed.
 
I bet this movie is going to be huge...that makes me sad...:(

...I'm sure it is going DTV...so no huge. I don't remember anywhere about a theater release, although it isn't confirmed for a DTV...but it will probably go there.

Bloodrayne 2 (Boll directing) and AITD 2 (Boll producing...yes, maybe a good script this time) are DTV.
 
You're really gonna consider watching this?! :down

My buddies and I, with our Sony camcorder and $100 could make a movie SO much better than this. Guaranteed.

I'm just shocked in reading some comments in this thread and the one I made. No one should want to see this. It looks terrible. And the production looks like crap.
 
ETM, to think that you keep up with Uwe Boll's latest movies/news, just disturbs me on a level I've never been before.

I've lost some respect for you :csad:
 
You're really gonna consider watching this?! :down

My buddies and I, with our Sony camcorder and $100 could make a movie SO much better than this. Guaranteed.

I've seen Sci-Fi Channel movies...and saw like half of Recon 2020...so yes. Although that movie was made for only $100,000 Canadian. (Sci-Fi action film...that needed a bigger budget badly The two sequels have bigger budgets though)

I doubt so. $100 gets you...almost nothing. If you have a good script though...then you could prove me wrong. If you know how to edit and direct too.
 
ETM, to think that you keep up with Uwe Boll's latest movies/news, just disturbs me on a level I've never been before.

I've lost some respect for you :csad:

He's not a bad visually director. He doesn't know a good script when he reads one and can't get the most out of his actors. Alone in the Dark looked nice and was okay directed with some nice camera angles. But he just kept messing with the script. He had better scripts that made sense...he just decided to have a trash script instead.

I'm looking forward to AITD 2. The writers will have more control and it will (from what I remember) follow the new game coming out this year in the series. Boll isn't directing that film.

If I had the chance to work with Boll...I would accept it. Only if I had 100% control over the shooting script. Which would be low.
 
He probably ruined a lot of big role possibilities for Kristanna Loken, and wasted GREAT talent like Michael Madsen and Ben Kingsley.

He's a pathetic person.
 
Uwe Boll is a nice guy, just a crappy filmmaker.

I CANT BELIEVE he got the rights to make "Hunter: The Reckoning" a movie. I'm scared.
 
Uwe Boll is a nice guy, just a crappy filmmaker.

I CANT BELIEVE he got the rights to make "Hunter: The Reckoning" a movie. I'm scared.

:dry:

Hate isn't sufficient to describe what I'm feeling. I asked it once, and I'll ask it again, why does that hack keep getting rights to video games? Or did he buy the rights to Hunter: The Reckoning before everyone discovered what a hack he is?
 
The movie biz is mostly run by greed...he gives money to people who have the rights...says he has learned his mistakes and will make a kick ass film...and gets the right. Simple as that.
 
and i damn well hope it does get banned from every theater near me!!!
 
it looks like a troma film, but i swear to you, i can bet the final product is as bad as Boll's other movies..
 
Uwe Boll is a nice guy, just a crappy filmmaker.

I CANT BELIEVE he got the rights to make "Hunter: The Reckoning" a movie. I'm scared.

as evidenced by that ridiculously pathetic boxing event :rolleyes:
 
Yeah, nothing has ever shown me Uwe Boll is nice. Quite an ******* it seems.
 

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