Vermont Wants to Secede From America

[kytrigger]

http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Jun04/0,4670,VermontSecession,00.html




The funny/scary part is that supposedly 13% of the Vermont population polled was for this idea.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Dude...that's AWESOME. t:

What would make it even better is if they fight off the US with armor and spears.

"VERMONT! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!"

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

and what makes vermont think thier economy is going to survive? lmao.

 

[Immortalfire]

Let 'em.

 

[BRUTAL]

Let 'em.

Seconded... 13% what's that like 8 people?

 

[Showtime]

Who needs Vermont anyway. So we get some cheese and teddy bears from them. They don't do anything for me.

 

[Immortalfire]

I hear North and South Dakota are working on settling their differences, and becoming one big Dakota.

 

[Kaboom]

key west has tried to secede before.

vive the conch republic!

 

[enterthemadness]

This is cool.

 

[JP]

Eh..

 

[DarthRekal]

Who needs Vermont anyway. So we get some cheese and teddy bears from them. They don't do anything for me.

our cheese is BEtter! t:

i want Cali to Secede

 

[DBella]

our cheese is BEtter! t:

i want Cali to Secede

Because California cows are happy cows? t:

 

[DarthRekal]

Because California cows are happy cows? t:

so are our foster farms chickens .... t:

 

[Victarion]

If Vermont were to secede, all they need do is give the Pirate Lord a ring. He will be more than happy to supply them with goods from the scurrilous USA.

Of course, the Pirate Lord has his price, and the contract is to be sealed in blood.

 

[rdh007]

I might move there. They all seem pretty cool.

 

[JStorm]

Shot for treason.

 

[Spider-Bite]

freaking idiot vermontees.

 

[chaseter]

But if Vermont succedes, the price of syrup would increase!

 

[tzarinna]

What are they trying to hide?

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Dude...that's AWESOME. t:

What would make it even better is if they fight off the US with armor and spears.

"VERMONT! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!"

If we tried to send in troops they'd pour cauldrons of boiling hot maple syrup on them t:

 

[kytrigger]

Seconded... 13% what's that like 8 people?

Yeah, but one of the main supportters keeps pointing out that when the colonies seceded form the British only 25% of the people were actually for it. He says they're halfway there.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Vermont is a state?

 

[kytrigger]

Vermont is a state?

Not for long!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

If we tried to send in troops they'd pour cauldrons of boiling hot maple syrup on them t:

US REPRESENTATIVE: Okay, this is just f**kin' ******ed. This is madness!

VERMONT MAYOR: Madness? THIS...IS...VERMONT!

*kicks US Rep off stage*

US REP: Oww! That hurt! Seriously, what the hell, man?!

 

[Demon Within]

Arizona has been trying this for like 20 years now.