Virgin birth

[comicgirl]

Zoo celebrates virgin birth of Komodo dragons
Mother never even exposed to males; breakthrough raises scientists’ hopes

MANCHESTER, England - A British zoo announced Wednesday the virgin birth of five Komodo dragons, giving scientists new hope for the captive breeding of the endangered species.

In an evolutionary twist, the newborns’ eight-year-old mother Flora shocked staff at Chester Zoo in northern England when she became pregnant without ever having a male partner or even being exposed to the opposite sex.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16784022/

Ha, fooled you; I'll bet you thought this thread was about something else. Although, this is fairly weird.

 

[bulok]

2006 is that way

 

[Adam West]

All hail our new savior:

Lizard Christ.

 

[Kaleb]

isnt this how that series V began?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yeah, right that Lizard was a **** and she knew it!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

poor lizard
the hassles of pregnancy without any of the fun of sex
Maybe Mary was a Reptilian.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Isn't there someone with a Lizard Jesus avatar on the Hype, maybe his avatar isn't looking so far fetched now.

 

[Crooklyn]

Is this...possible? Are they sure a rogue lizard didn't sneak in and bust a quick one before retreating the area?

 

[Kaleb]

this is the 2nd thread involving virgins today

 

[Mr Sparkle]

[erzengel]AHAHAHA! ALL threads on the Hype involve virgins![/erzengel]

 

[Kaboom]

didnt i hear about this in jurassic park?

 

[freelancer]

How do they know the lizard was a virgin?
With so many geckos in gardens I'd figure some of them must have gotten there and done the job...

 

[Honey Vibe]

Was the lizard artificially enseminated, or is the baby a clone?
I don't feel like reading the article.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

How do they know the lizard was a virgin?
With so many geckos in gardens I'd figure some of them must have gotten there and done the job...

Apparently she was just a "technical virgin"

 

[comicgirl]

Apparently she was just a "technical virgin"

there must be a lot of those

 

[The Question]

We're so close now.

 

[Kritish]

I think Tom Cruise has found a new religon.

 

[Joker]

I told you all god was a komodo dragon, but no, you didnt believe me

 

[Kritish]

I told you all god was a komodo dragon, but no, you didnt believe me

I believed you Joker, and the Beatles were the four horsemen of judgement day.

 

[Joker]

I believed you Joker, and the Beatles were the four horsemen of judgement day.

helter skelter is coming down man

 

[Kritish]

helter skelter is coming down man

I'm turning that into an avatar one of these days.

 

[Joker]

I used to have it as my msn avatar

 

[Kritish]

After I get bored with this it will be mine...

 

[WorthyStevens]

dsetroy the virgisn! birng hath the hell of fire donw up on the nonsexdoers! :lendmeyourears:

 

[Kritish]

dsetroy the virgisn! birng hath the hell of fire donw up on the nonsexdoers! :lendmeyourears:

I think you've had too much to drink.

"Sir, step out of the message board".