Vitamin Water will pay you 100K to go without a smartphone for a year

Yeah, right.

If that's true, they should give me $5,000 in advance just to confirm it.
 
I could do it. It'd piss me off, but I could do it.
 
How about I go for a year without Vitamin Water? How about all my life without stupid Vitamin Water?

But seriously, I could do it, as long as I stopped working for a year (smartphone is pretty much essential for any white collar job these days). 100K would be worth it. I could live with a flip phone, plus my tablet and thinkpad.
 
Seems easy enough.
 
I don't own a smart phone so can I just have the money now please.

Seriously, though I could easily do this. The bit about no smartphone is true though, I don't have one. I hate technology, I'm a dinosaur.
 
How about I go for a year without Vitamin Water? How about all my life without stupid Vitamin Water?

But seriously, I could do it, as long as I stopped working for a year (smartphone is pretty much essential for any white collar job these days). 100K would be worth it. I could live with a flip phone, plus my tablet and thinkpad.
They should have made it a year without using a toilet.
 
They'll choose a teen or young adult I figure.

I see they will pay 10 grand for 6 months to the person they choose. I would take ten grand for a year. It wasn't too long ago I was living without one. My posture was better then. :(
 
Given the options I have now to be able to communicate with people I'd do it.
 
We all knew this.
 

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