Vitamin Water will pay you 100K to go without a smartphone for a year

[terry78]

Vitaminwater will pay you $100,000 to ditch your smartphone for a year


Obviously they won't be looking for us old heads who grew up without a phone.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Yeah, right.

If that's true, they should give me $5,000 in advance just to confirm it.

 

[Boom]

I could do it. It'd piss me off, but I could do it.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Nah fam.

500k maybe.

 

[Pink Ranger]

How about I go for a year without Vitamin Water? How about all my life without stupid Vitamin Water?

But seriously, I could do it, as long as I stopped working for a year (smartphone is pretty much essential for any white collar job these days). 100K would be worth it. I could live with a flip phone, plus my tablet and thinkpad.

 

[Donner]

Seems easy enough.

 

[Mandon Knight]

I don't own a smart phone so can I just have the money now please.

Seriously, though I could easily do this. The bit about no smartphone is true though, I don't have one. I hate technology, I'm a dinosaur.

 

[Iceman]

How about I go for a year without Vitamin Water? How about all my life without stupid Vitamin Water?

But seriously, I could do it, as long as I stopped working for a year (smartphone is pretty much essential for any white collar job these days). 100K would be worth it. I could live with a flip phone, plus my tablet and thinkpad.

They should have made it a year without using a toilet.

 

[Mandon Knight]

They should have made it a year without using a toilet.

Now that, being type 1, I couldn't do.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

They should have made it a year without using a toilet.

I'm not pooping like a cat for their pleasure, even if they offer me $5 millions in exchange for that.

 

[Iceman]

I'm not pooping like a cat for their pleasure, even if they offer me $5 millions in exchange for that.

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

 

[MewMewTwo]

I never had a smartphone, where is my money xP

 

[terry78]

I never had a smartphone, where is my money xP

What are you using to type the above, a....computer?

 

[Holiday]

They'll choose a teen or young adult I figure.

I see they will pay 10 grand for 6 months to the person they choose. I would take ten grand for a year. It wasn't too long ago I was living without one. My posture was better then.

 

[jmc]

Given the options I have now to be able to communicate with people I'd do it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I never had a smartphone, where is my money xP

Disqualified.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Disqualified.

Make that two disqualifications then. I'd much rather live my life without one than be X number of $$$$ richer.

 

[psylockolussus]

I can't. I can't live for a month not taking selfies.

 

[terry78]

We all knew this.

 

[MewMewTwo]

Disqualified.

oh

 

[Immortalfire]

Can I have 100k to go without vitamin water?

 

[terry78]

This millennial will give up a smartphone for a year to win $100,000 in the Vitaminwater challenge

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Do I get a flip phone still?