Warning:

[Swiftman]

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and *********ion. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Swiftm@n

 

[Tangled Web]

Wrong forum

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Dad?

 

[Hades]

A moment enjoyed is not wasted

 

[Jennifer Walters]

V?

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Kyalesyin]

Tasty...

 

[Fried Gold]

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and *********ion. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Swiftm@n

The irony is not lost on me.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What the ass?

 

[Karem-Knight]

Fight Club was a movie.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Additional disapproving response

 

[bunk]

I second that disapproving response.

 

[Drakon]

Can someone get me a glass of water? I cut my own neck after reading this, and now want to see if it leaks.