Warnings and Cautions

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  1. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    I thought I'ld start a thread to allow folks to post general warnings and/or cautions.

    1. Don't listen to SONY BMG music CD's on your computer:
    http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207516&highlight=sony

    2. Don't eat poppyseeds 3 days prior to a blood test for drugs, you could get a false positive for opium.

    3. Don't suck on Fishermen's Friends throat lozenges while driving, you could test positive on an alcohol breathalizer.
     
  2. PLAS

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    Must everything in this forum be crude?--Dew
     
  3. Holly Goodhead

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    You are the worst offender--Dew
     
  4. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    there are lots of warnings I could suggest... but I don't care anymore.
     
  5. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Don't ****ing call me at 7am on Saturday morning or I will verbally rip you into pieces.
     
  6. Holly Goodhead

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    put your cell on vibrate then?
     
  7. Wilhelm-Scream

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    but a vibrating cell on my desk makes a sound like a snarling raccoon which makes me leap out of bed.
    It had better be god-damned important if you call on a Saturday morning damn it! :mad:
     
  8. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    Man, I am getting tired of this---Dew
     
  9. Holly Goodhead

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    put it on something soft?
     
  10. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Would you like to hear about a breakthru in male enhancement?
     
  11. Wilhelm-Scream

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    heh, never got that one via phone.
    I mainly get the policeman's ball selling tickets and such, which sucks 'cause I can't let 'em have it because if you anger the cops they "find" a bag of cocaine in your pocket next time you call them about the neighbors partying next door. :(
     
  12. Holly Goodhead

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    im sure Equint would. :)
     
  13. Wilhelm-Scream

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    I've been waiting for that one. Such restraint you've shown.
     
  14. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    I can't even respond because "mom" just edited my last post.

    Typical.
     
  15. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    LOL... don't worry... I'm waiting for her to really try to needle me. You'll laugh.
     
  16. Holly Goodhead

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    Equint loves the attention so i try to limit it now.
     
  17. Wilhelm-Scream

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    animosity is RAD!
     
  18. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    the only animosty I feel is the hypocrisy I just witnessed.
     
  19. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire The Pain of Fast Air

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    Don't make Dew edit too much, or she'll kick your butt.
     
  20. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Always check your parachute yourself before sky-diving.
     
  21. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Lightning is present in all thunderstorms and can be very dangerous. Keep the following precautions in mind to avoid injury:

    Unplug sensitive appliances (microwave, television, computer, radio, etc.)

    Stay indoors and avoid windows, doors and fireplaces.

    Do not touch metal pipes, or use sinks or other electrical conductors.

    Avoid using non-cellular telephones or showering (household electrical systems are grounded to the water main).
     
  22. Mee

    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Don't play your PS2 either, apparently the electricity goes through to the controller and into your hands.
     
  23. Slipknot

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    :up:.
     
  24. passerby

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    Don't *********e with hair gel.:(
     
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    Don't *********e,period....God don't like it.
     

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