Where's the "HELL no" option?
My Dad made stuff that would literally, I'm serious, literally nauseate me, when I smelled it throughout the house.
He'd "experiment" with pancakes on Sunday mornings.
I will never forget, he made these POTATO, BOYSENBERRY YOGURT, GRANOLA pancakes with SORGHUM on them instead of syrup.
I could barf right now just remembering.
And my Mom knew the secrets of how to make normal food taste "White Trash".
If I went to my friend's house, or even today, if I'm cooking hamburger...it smells like, hamburger.
But when she did it, it smelled like that disgusting smell of everyone cooking potatoes in the hallways of apartment buildings.
She'd make homemade pizza, with Bisquick dough for a crust, so it was all fluffy like a light biscuit...and then she'd put hamburger on it, and the grease would soak into the biscuit dough, making it totally soggy, more like a custard for the pizza crust, that tasted like gray, dirty, bitter burger grease.