So I finished watching a show, and I went to the washroom to let out the crap I was holding in. The toilet was making weird noises and by now the crap was basically coming out. So I bolted for the downstairs washroom at top speed when low and behold- *CRACK*CRICKLE*CRUNK*CRRRRRRRRRRACK!* I slipped off a shoe, my foot went onto it's side and all my weight crushed down on it. I fell down instantly in pain. Holy ****! Who puts a black ****ing shoe on a black ****ing carpet and then shuts off the lights!? WHAT THE HELL! So anyways, my foot's either broken or sprained and by looking at the odd shape it's taken up, the pain it caused and the heat that overcame the foot my money's on broken. So yeah, watch out for shoes when you're running to the washroom or you'll end up with a broken foot! Trust me I had to find out the hard way. And you know what? It's actually kind of ironic if you think about it? The thing that is supposed to protect your foot ended up bringing it harm. Anyways, this is your local A-Man out.