Watch out for that Shoe!

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  1. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    So I finished watching a show, and I went to the washroom to let out the crap I was holding in. The toilet was making weird noises and by now the crap was basically coming out. So I bolted for the downstairs washroom at top speed when low and behold- *CRACK*CRICKLE*CRUNK*CRRRRRRRRRRACK!* I slipped off a shoe, my foot went onto it's side and all my weight crushed down on it. I fell down instantly in pain. Holy ****! Who puts a black ****ing shoe on a black ****ing carpet and then shuts off the lights!? WHAT THE HELL! So anyways, my foot's either broken or sprained and by looking at the odd shape it's taken up, the pain it caused and the heat that overcame the foot my money's on broken. So yeah, watch out for shoes when you're running to the washroom or you'll end up with a broken foot! Trust me I had to find out the hard way.


    And you know what? It's actually kind of ironic if you think about it? The thing that is supposed to protect your foot ended up bringing it harm.

    Anyways, this is your local A-Man out.
     
  2. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    I'm guessing you just twisted it. I don't think you're pain threshold is high enough to break it and then take the time to type out that post. Though I do think your IQ would lead you to do it.
     
  3. StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    I need more details. I'm trying to picture all of this is my mind and all I've got is a TV, a bathroom and a dark room with a shoe.

    Where is this dark room that you would be running through it when the toilet is overflowing?

    This story is preposterous...
     
  4. vindrow Cipher Pol 9

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    You see mom's advice comes back to haunt:

    No running in the house.:hehe:
     
  5. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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  6. knowsbleed Registered

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    You forgot to mention the part about defecating in your pants after falling down.
     
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    The toilet wasn't overflowing... It was just making weird noises so I didn't use it. And the "dark room" was the hallway to the washroom downstairs and the light in the hall was off.
     
  8. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    telling us you were taking a **** is not necessary.
     
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  10. knowsbleed Registered

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    I thought that was a common Persian Canadian way of starting conversation.
     
  11. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    Surprisingly, it got sucked back up... :huh:
     
  12. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    Well I believe knowsbleed said it best:
     
  13. knowsbleed Registered

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    Your eating habits are disgusting. :down
     
  14. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    good point, but we're in the us. we don't let people do their cultural crap in front of us.
     
  15. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    I didn't suck it up, it just went back up naturally like an anal vacuum cleaner
    I see it more like international grounds seeing how the internet satellites are out in space...
     
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  17. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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  18. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    co-signed and supported with a grant.
     
  19. The Evolutionist Registered

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    Dude...seriously?
     
  20. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    You could have easily summed this thread up in three words: "I am stupid."
     
  21. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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  22. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    Two :dry:'s in one thread?
     
  23. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    He deserved it....in fact...

    :dry:

    jag
     
  24. knowsbleed Registered

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    The sound effects of a-man's bowel movement are pretty horrific.
     
  25. TNC9852002 Banned User

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    No pics?

    Thanks for...wasting my time!... :mad:

    -TNC
     

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