We need to stop the penguins

[Superman 1265]

Penguins are so full of themselves.

Just look at this smug SOB, strutting around like he owns the place. They're obviously up to something.

Penguins are secretly planning to take over the world.

They come born into their evil empire uniforms.

I've never trusted them. On principle, I don't trust creatures that can't seem to decide whether they are birds or fish.

 

[Tanin]

 

[Manic]

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Penguins are so full of themselves.

Just look at this smug SOB, strutting around like he owns the place. They're obviously up to something.

Penguins are secretly planning to take over the world.

They come born into their evil empire uniforms.

I've never trusted them. On principle, I don't trust creatures that can't seem to decide whether they are birds or fish.

It's eyes....they show me the things beyond....

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Drizzle]

 

[bullets]

The War has begun..


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[Webfoot Hero]

Where's Batman when you need him?

 

[Tanin]

Because awake was cancelled too soon:

 

[Superman 1265]

Don't mock me, penguin. We're on to your little games. Your time is coming to an end.

They have jetpacks now?! We're boned unless we take it up a notch, peoples.

Where's Batman when you need him?

Off investigating the Ben Affleck controversy.

 

[runawayboulder]

Where's Batman when you need him?

You rang....?

 

[Tanin]

 

[Drizzle]

Two words:

Penguin. Pallbearers.

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[Hobgoblin]

Dew k. Mosi is going to come in here with her penguin army and show you all the true meaning of suffering......



Does Dew even post here any more?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Seek penance from the great and mighty GUIN!

 

[Superman 1265]

Seek penance from the great and mighty GUIN!

NEVAH! I'll fight until my last breath!

 

[Webfoot Hero]

You rang....?

That's not the true Batman; this is:

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[Schlosser85]

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[Bat-Mite]

H. P. Lovecraft wrote of giant, blind albino penguins living underground in Antarctica. They were his most horrifying creation, because they probably exist.

I should also warn you all that a single penguin once fought off Genghis Khan's entire army using this technique... don't let them arm themselves!

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

You rang....?

 

[Xeno]

 

[Piper Maru]

One day Penguins will inherit the earth.

 

[KevanG]

One of the MANY great things about Batman Returns is that if anyone is talking about penguins in nearly any context, you can throw in about the rocket penguins from the movie.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We have to stop the penguins indeed!! They alone have the numbers to put those "Stop Affleck From Being Batman" petitions over the top!! Once something like that happens, who knows what species will start to flex their influence over cinema? Sharks? Wolverines? Even... Raccoons? No... THAT would be silly.

 

[jaymes_e06]

One day Penguins will inherit the earth.

They're like roaches they can survive a nuclear holocaust...

These are facts.