I got excited becuase I thought Dew's post referenced the beloved Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazzard. As it turns out, it's that clown with the buffont hairstyle from Full House. Wouldn't he be too busy searching for the perfect styling mousse to offer guidance? ...unless styling mousse is the answer (and not 42 ).
At any rate, it's always good to know you can polish jewelry with Alka-Seltzer and shave with Jif peanut butter. Wacky Uses