Weird Neighbors- If you had them tell your story!

[teewee1432]

Do any of you have any weird neighbor stories to tell. This is the forum to share your encounters.

 

[katie_girl09]

I used to live in a triplex, and there was this married couple that moved across the hall from me. The lady was nice, but her husband was such a weirdo. My roommate moved out and he kept asking me if I was alone. Seriously, why did he wanna know? Was he planning something that I should have known about?

Luckily, I was only there for about a month longer before leaving. Whew!

 

[Marx]

I once had a neighor who was a bit off. She was an older lady who would stand on the curb and scream at cars as they drove by. (Sometimes she would even flash the cars.) From time to time she would also cross the street to scream at my other neighbors garage.

Needless to say, she was eventually committed.

 

[terry78]

Woman that lived next door had about three cats that she would carry on conversations with, not only inside the home, but out in public. Asking them questions, talking about tv shows, and apparently expecting an answer.

 

[Wolfwood]

This happened when I was a baby, so I don't remember much of it, but we had a neighbor that lived in the back that attempted to poison our dog after my dad called the cops on him for something.

 

[SsM]

This happened when I was a baby, so I don't remember much of it, but we had a neighbor that lived in the back that attempted to poison our dog after my dad called the cops on him for something.

That's not a "weird" neighbor story. That's a "pyscho" neighbor story.

 

[Kane52630]

i dont have weird neighbors persay just annoying ones

 

[Sawyer]

i dont have weird neighbors persay just annoying ones

seconded.

 

[terry78]

Some of you people ARE the annoying neighbors.

 

[C. Lee]

I had a nieghbor who was a "save the earth" type. Didn't believe in modern technology...believed in growing all his own food. Now that may not seem weird, but it's how he went about it.

He lived in the city....and let his grass grow waist high, then cut it down with a scythe (for those who don't know, that's what DEATH is always pictured with)....THEN....threw it inside his house to store it until he could take it to feed horses on his parent's farm out in the country.

 

[AndThePickles]

My neighbor right now is very elderly, European, hard of hearing, and very addicted to painkillers. She's insane, and honestly needs to be put in a home. She thinks the government and the CIA are after her. She can never remember where to send her mortgage check. I've seen her wandering around with a flashlight around 2-3 a.m. She thinks people still from her and keep her property in their cars.

 

[JRPJCDJC]

All neighbors are weird. I hate them all, I hate everything.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

i had redneck neighbors move in for a while. they put lights up on the roof for every holiday in the shape of something significant for the holiday...for christmas a reigndeer...for st.pattys day a 4 leaf clover...for halloween a pumpkin...for valentines day 2 hearts.
it was annoying and random...there was a long haired indian big dude with a loud motorcycle...his loud soccer mom looking wife who drove a mini van that looked ducktaped together and sounded like an airplane taking off...and 2 super ugly redneck girls that were at least 19 years or older that blared rap music as they tanned in the front yard or played badminton in the front yard...(yes they had a net set up the whole time) and the girls called their boyfriends over at night and they would obviously have sex in the car in front of me while i tried to shoot some hoops...and theyd make out and talk dirty real loud throughout the day...which hey whatever gets ya goin...but the strangest part is one night while i was cleaning out the inside of my car i heard one of the girls cursing someone out over the phone...she threatened to murder the person on the phone...and then her friend came over and they talked about how hardcore they were and how they were gonna beat her up bad and all this crap...then the mom came out and said whats wrong....i thought shed say somethin like "get in the house" or something....but she grabbed the phone called them and cussed them out as well...then she hopped in her planemobile and yelled "im gonna go get some cigarettes...call me if **** goes down"
obviously im crackin up by then but it was very annoying...then later that night the girls came by while i was shooting hoops...i started cracking up because they didnt come outside...they just opened the window and called them chickens and what not and didnt come outside...it was the weirdest dumbest thing id ever witnessed and i nearly called the cops until they finally drove away...also the rednecks had a 10 year old daughter who would talk to herself while sitting on the curb throughout the whole day and they had a baby who they treated bad as well...i believe they abused the 10 year old because everytime i went to park shed be outside with a new bruise...and theyd make her carry in the groceries when they got back from walmart...it was sad...and the weirdest stuff ive seen...so glad they left

 

[Suirou]

I had an old man neighbor (back when I lived with my parents)
And the backyard is fenced in with the fences that is way over our heads.
I took the dog outside and i got that piss urge so i just took a leak near the tree.
When I was finished with my business, zipped my pants and turned around BAM! My neighbor was peering over the fence and smiled at me.

I just gave an awkward smile back, took my dog and just walked back into the house.

That was just freaky.

 

[Go Web Go!]

No weird neighbors, but I did have a couple of drug traffickers living next door up until recenly. I guess that explains the "For Sale" sign.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Weirdest thing my neighbor does is cut our grass for us. Never asked us or talked to us about it. He cuts his like twice a week and just knocks ours out while he's at it. Guess he's just got too much time on his hands.

 

[AndThePickles]

That's not weird, that's AWESOME. I wish someone would cut my grass for free!

 

[guitarsingerguy]

That's not weird, that's AWESOME. I wish someone would cut my grass for free!

It's just weird that he's never talked to us about it. When we bought our house he was like, "I'm Steve and we're moving to my sister's soon...". Then he started cutting our grass, and we haven't had a conversation since.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

When I was a kid I lived in a little town called Warren, Ohio. It was rundown, crime was up, and we were one of the only whities on our street..

Anyway! My mom and grandpa got into a shoutin' match with our elderly neighbor. The older lady was yelling across the street, and my family was yelling at her from our side of the street. I was too young to remember why they were yelling.. but all I remember.. is the old lady running into the street, turning around, bending over, and then mooning us all. I was watching this unfold from the window upstairs in the house.. I died of laughter.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

The next night, we found out the hard way that the old lady was a "grandmama" of the local gang. Our house got attacked by a bunch of hardcore 'thugs' with rocks. I was laying down on the couch in front of the window, and I literally got up 10 seconds before a giant rock busted through the window, landing where my head was..

Our car got damaged, windows, doors.. everything. :/

Damn they were hardcore.

 

[Wolfwood]

It's just weird that he's never talked to us about it. When we bought our house he was like, "I'm Steve and we're moving to my sister's soon...". Then he started cutting our grass, and we haven't had a conversation since.

Maybe he doesn't want your long grass off setting the feng shui of his yard and you guys just take too long to mow it?

Or is he a really old guy?

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Maybe he doesn't want your long grass off setting the feng shui of his yard and you guys just take too long to mow it?

Or is he a really old guy?

He cuts the grass twice a week. He doesn't even give me time to cut it myself, and no he isn't that old at all.

 

[Majic Walrus]

My last landlord was... ancient. Once I found him in my basement working on the furnace even though we'd had the problem fixed weeks before by a professional. I understood that he was just being helpful and that he's going senile so I asked him to leave and told him we'd taken care of the problem. I helped him up the stairs going outside and told him to have a great day.

About 20 minutes later I heard from outside, "Hey!" and then a little later "Hey!". In the middle of the winter this old man had fallen in snow. I had to fireman carry him back down the block to his place.

Weird? Not yet. It gets better.

Once we arrived at his home and I sat him down on the porch bench and knocked on the door to let his wife know what was going on I noticed that there was something strange I in their living room. I could see it through the door but just barely. She opened the door quickly and showed the old man in... but for a brief moment. Only brief. I saw, I kid you not, a live bear wearing a saddle and a muzzle in my landlord's living room.

Now I'd been drinking a little and it was very cold and very late and it was only a brief moment, but to this day I will not set foot in their house.

They ride bears.

 

[knowsbleed]

Weirdest thing my neighbor does is cut our grass for us. Never asked us or talked to us about it. He cuts his like twice a week and just knocks ours out while he's at it. Guess he's just got too much time on his hands.

Haha, I had a neighbor who used to do the same thing. I beat him out there a few times and cut his lawn. It sort of became a competition to see who could mow the lawn first.

One time we both mowed the lawn at the same time... it was awkward.

 

[Hobgoblin]

The guy to our south mowed his lawn in his speedos a few times. The old lady two houses away baked us a pumpkin and cream cheese pie once and also made a lasagna with black olives and boiled eggs.

Weirdest thing my neighbor does is cut our grass for us. Never asked us or talked to us about it. He cuts his like twice a week and just knocks ours out while he's at it. Guess he's just got too much time on his hands.

My father is like that. He is always mowing the lawn and complaining that the neighbor (no, not the one with the speedos) never cuts the lawn. He just does it on his own accord. I'm always grateful he does it, cause I'm sick of hearing him moan about the neighbor's lawn.