What are some of the weird ticks you have?

[Zero_Vault]

When you go use the restroom?

Mine is that I always have to take off my shoes and socks when I go number two.

 

[Immortalfire]

This one's pretty weird.

 

[chaseter]

I don't own any ticks as they are parasites and nasty little buggers.

 

[Immortalfire]

This Tick is ok though...

 

[Logan's Runt]

Spoon!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I have to put toilet paper around the seat.

 

[gambit420]

usually when i'm doing my thing i have to let the cat with the scrapy tongue lick my..or else i won't..uh...wait a min...























-door left swinging open-

 

[bullets]

I have to put toilet paper around the seat.

I only do that in Public Restrooms.

 

[a cupcake mess]

I'm way beyond a compulsive wiper.

I think because I have a fear of smelling like one of my old roommates.
I'd say what she smells like, but I don't want to sicken anyone. Anytime I say what she smells like, people look like they're about to gag

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I only do that in Public Restrooms.

It started out in the restrooms but then I started it at home because I hate cold toilet seats *shivers*

 

[Speedball]

I can't use a urinal...
The bathroom is private time, I don't feel like sharing it...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

When you go use the restroom?

Mine is that I always have to take off my shoes and socks when I go number two.

I have to take everything off when I go #2

Well not always, but when I'm in my own house.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Spoon!!!

I'm here, I'm here. Jeebus woman!

 

[gambit420]

I'm way beyond a compulsive wiper.

I think because I have a fear of smelling like one of my old roommates.
I'd say what she smells like, but I don't want to sicken anyone. Anytime I say what she smells like, people look like they're about to gag

bwahahahaha please do...let me guess...

Spoiler

like undouched menstrual fluids mixed with urine, vinegar and week old undried panty underwear?

 

[Logan's Runt]

I'm here, I'm here. Jeebus woman!

Pickles has you trained well!

 

[a cupcake mess]

bwahahahaha please do...let me guess...

Spoiler

like undouched menstrual fluids mixed with urine, vinegar and week old undried panty underwear?

Thats actually a nice way of putting it. The first part and last part of the description has happened.

I usually describe it as "decaying nono area(but a different word)".

 

[Zero_Vault]

Oh, I see.

It's just your username along with a few extra clots of spices.

 

[Phallic]

I always have to flush the toilet first, even if it is clean when I do a #2.

A bit germaphobic a suppose.

 

[Zero_Vault]

Me too, man! We're just being clean.

Don't want them hepatitis A, B, or C.

 

[WompuM]

I like peeing directly on the urinal cake. I also flush non urinals with my foot.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Pickles has you trained well!

I like to do the exact opposite of what she asks me to do, even if it's something I really wanna

 

[a cupcake mess]

Oh, I see.

It's just your username along with a few extra clots of spices.

Lmao

 

[Logan's Runt]

I like to do the exact opposite of what she asks me to do, even if it's something I really wanna

My husband's favorite thing to do is refuse to answer any question I ask him.

Example:
Kitty: Hey, did that bill come in the mail today?
Jerk: It says we owe $20k for that hooker I got.
Kitty: No seriously, I need to know if it came today.
Jerk: Well I threw all the mail away today so I don't know.
--back and forth for five more minutes--
Kitty: Its really important and I'm very busy right now and I'd just like to know if the damn bill is here or not!
Jerk: Who we talkin about? *starts to wander off*
Kitty: %#@(#&

 

[gambit420]

read a couple of David Angelo's pieces of info on the web and you'll see what he's doing lol it's being cocky&funny instead of just being cocky and coming off as a jerk/ or just funny and being thought of as an assclown...gotta have them both mixed up....

I'm sure this was one of the things that you found attractive about him at first huh?
The "mysterious-minimal-words" type.

 

[Zero_Vault]

My husband's favorite thing to do is refuse to answer any question I ask him.

Example:
Kitty: Hey, did that bill come in the mail today?
Jerk: It says we owe $20k for that hooker I got.
Kitty: No seriously, I need to know if it came today.
Jerk: Well I threw all the mail away today so I don't know.
--back and forth for five more minutes--
Kitty: Its really important and I'm very busy right now and I'd just like to know if the damn bill is here or not!
Jerk: Who we talkin about? *starts to wander off*
Kitty: %#@(#&

You sure you're not going to wind up on divorce court? I wish you all the best of luck, lady, because it's not paradise island where you're headed.