What Celebrity Do You Most Resemble?

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont think I look like anyone famous. My friends like to tease me saying I look like the anorexic bipolar blonde girl on the new Real World Key West show, Paula.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

but you have eyebrows, right?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I look like Danzig.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

nu-uh!

 

[jaguarr]

I look like Danzig.

Skinny Danzig or buff Danzig?

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Skinny Danzig or buff Danzig?

jag

Both.

 

[jaguarr]

Both.

The mutton chops make you seem bigger than you really are, then?

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

The mutton chops make you seem bigger than you really are, then?

jag

Exactly.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Danzig could've done a commercial for Prell shampoo if you watch that video for "Mother".

Seeing "Mother" was one of the big factors in my deciding to put gel, hairspray, hell, even spit+gasoline in my hair every day, to avoid that "clean, limp" look.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Skinny Danzig or buff Danzig?

jag

"buff"...Danzig looks kinda fat actually

fatbuff I think

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

another pedantic post from Shadowdancing...

See, I don't think when they said "BUFF", they meant "CUT" or "RIPPED".
I think they just meant "Not-Skinny", and plump-buff Danzig is definitely not "skinny", see?




Why don't you just get it over with and post a shirtless pic? I know you've been dying to since Phantasm joined the convent.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

another pedantic post from Shadowdancing...

See, I don't think when they said "BUFF", they meant "CUT" or "RIPPED".
I think they just meant "Not-Skinny", and plump-buff Danzig is definitely not "skinny", see?




Why don't you just get it over with and post a shirtless pic? I know you've been dying to since Phantasm joined the convent.

I did on the fitness thread not to long ago....its not there anymore, but it was.

And when I here the word buff to me that indicates a degree of being "cut" or "ripped"....you would not call everyone who lifts a ton of weight "Buff" in my gym.

 

[The Chairman]

Eveyone at school thinks I resemble Jake Gyllenhaal. I get picked on a lot.

 

[Fledermaus]

Stone Cold

Goldberg

Me

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Stone Cold

Goldberg

Me

Yeah thats definitely their kid

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I did on the fitness thread not to long ago....its not there anymore, but it was.

And when I hear the word buff to me that indicates a degree of being "cut" or "ripped"....you would not call everyone who lifts a ton of weight "Buff" in my gym.

Yeah, semantics, I was sort of kidding.
But I'll tell you, I'm jealous of your will-power, 'cause I used to lift weights...I was one of the 1% of the American population that actually ordered, paid for, and bought one of those home deals...and USED it, and I used it religiously, to the point that our body-building friend was getting pissed 'cause he was convinced that I was gaining quicker than he was with milk jugs full of wet sand and chin-ups.

Now, I'm 34 and, pfffff, I pull enough chicks with my personality and old age, I'm too lazy now to re-acheive a 2% body-fat, comicbook body.

Aw well, lol.

 

[Drakon]

Stone Cold

Goldberg

Me

COLD---BERG!! COLD---BERG!!

Yeah, semantics, I was sort of kidding.
But I'll tell you, I'm jealous of your will-power, 'cause I used to lift weights...I was one of the 1% of the American population that actually ordered, paid for, and bought one of those home deals...and USED it, and I used it religiously, to the point that our body-building friend was getting pissed 'cause he was convinced that I was gaining quicker than he was with milk jugs full of wet sand and chin-ups.

Now, I'm 34 and, pfffff, I pull enough chicks with my personality and old age, I'm too lazy now to re-acheive a 2% body-fat, comicbook body.

Aw well, lol.

O_O

I thought you said before you were like, 25?

 

[Fledermaus]

One time a little kid looked up at me and said "are you goldberg?" It was cute. I looked at the kid, kicked him in the stomach and said "No I'm Stone Cold, b**ch." little bastard.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought you said before you were like, 25?

Are you nut-ball?
I thought everyone knew that I'm,...as I like to call it, "a year older than Christian Bale".

Have you not seen all of my references to seeing STAR WARS on opening night when I was a kid?
Seriously, one of the only things that's kept me holding on was that Hollitoven said she draws the line at 40.

Does, this mean, you're too cool and legless to talk to me anymore?

 

[Drakon]

Are you nut-ball?
I thought everyone knew that I'm,...as I like to call it, "a year older than Christian Bale".

Have you not seen all of my references to seeing STAR WARS on opening night when I was a kid?
Seriously, one of the only things that's kept me holding on was that Hollitoven said she draws the line at 40.

Does, this mean, you're too cool and legless to talk to me anymore?

Nah, you're too cool for me.

Seriously, though, you're one of the SHH users I respect the most here. It's take a lot for me to have less of an opinion about you. I've seen crap walk though those doors, and crap stay. I've seen greats come and go. You're one of the good ones, and I'm glad you stuck around. You make this place less boring.


But I seriously thougth you said somewhere that you were in your mid-twenties. But then I do remember you talking about the Star Wars stuff, and you are a KISS fan, so it shoulda registered.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

troof
okay

Maybe you were stoned/sleep-deprived/distracted with mod-ship/other.

 

[DV8]

I dont think I look like anyone famous. My friends like to tease me saying I look like the anorexic bipolar blonde girl on the new Real World Key West show, Paula.

hahaha . . . that's a mean rip; I hate that bizntich . . .

 

[Drakon]

troof
okay

Maybe you were stoned/sleep-deprived/distracted with mod-ship/other.

Who's to say. But now I know better, and knowing is half the battle.

 

[Kevin]

king kong

 

[deemar325]

Get Nick Cannon alot although I'm thicker in build.