MissMarvelous
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Some German-style sausages
6 huge baked pretzels nom nom nom
6 huge baked pretzels nom nom nom
Eye cream
body splash
hair brush
hair leave-in cream
anti-frizz oil
hair accessories
eye make-up remover
I was taking a shower the other day and, I swear to god this is true, my wife has about 20 different bottles and tubes of S*** that I have no idea what they do. I tried reading the labels and I STILL don't know what they do. There's Kera this and Kera that, coconut this and coconut that, deep cleansing something or other and most of it appears to be French or Italian or something. How is it possible to even USE all of that carp???
Last things I bought online were some frying pans and the last thing I bought at the store was some Ketel One vodka. I know how to use both of them.
I swear is not THAT complicated! ahaha once you get used to it, that is.
It takes time but if you want to feel nice and all pampered... it's all necessary.
And I'm not that good with a frying pan.
I have toothpaste (one kind), shampoo (one kind), conditioner (one kind), and some body wash (one kind). The latter 3 are all in a wall dispenser in the shower. That's it.
God blessed all men with great skin and amazing hair without the need of expensive products.
