What do you say when

[arachnid-guy]

things done or said happen as a result of a messy alcohol related night?

'What i said was a result of an alcohol related night' duh.

But...when you cant remember WHAT you did the night before?
Damn that's...well, that isn't good.

 

[knowsbleed]

What can you say really? You just apologize... or give high fives all around. Depending on the severity of the damage.

"I'm sorry I called you a b**** in front of your girlfriend"

"I'm sorry I told everyone you were a virgin"

"I'm sorry I made you guys walk around New Orleans 'til 6am looking for me"

"Why the hell did you let me talk to that girl... you know I hate her?!?"

"Why the hell did you let me tip that stripper a $20 bill??!?!?!??"

"I'm sorry I stole your bike and rode it into that ravine"

"I'm sorry we stole your Christmas tree... most of the pine needles are still in my car"

etc...

 

[Eggyman]

'I'm sorry I shat in you plant pot' is always a bad one to have to say

 

[knowsbleed]

"I'm sorry I smacked all the females in the ass last night...



and I'm sorry your mom and your sister were there."