What Have You Shoplifted Over The Years?

Wilhelm-Scream

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...and Why/How?

Yes, I just saw the "shop online" thread and read "shoplift" for a split second, but still, I thought about it and decided it might be nice to hear about things people have stolen from stores or any elaborate measures that were taken.....possibly shame-based thefts of tampons, condoms or suppositories.

If you're all too goody-goody to participate then in a saving move, I will tell my funny story.
 
Never shoplifted before...
...this needs a poll, Wil. :down
 
I was collecting some Hot Wheels cars and I found one out of the box so I stuck it in my pocket... ooops
 
I've never done it.

When I was a kid I was always tempted to just grab one of the big bags of candy in Wal-Mart, take a piece out and run away, but I never did.
 
I know a lot of people that do.

Mostly Spencers...every girl I know has stolen a ***** at least twice.
 
Scream really makes threads :o
 
Two Auto Traders, because I thought they were free. :o
 
when I was 5 or 6 I opened a bag of Hershey kisses and put some in my pocket
 
When I was a kid some candy now and again.
As an adult stuff from work,some jobs from the government that I'm way too chicken **** to even name. :o Even though they were super petty,just the thought. Ooooooo....
 
As an adult stuff from work,some jobs from the government that I'm way too chicken **** to even name. :o
Yeah, you'd better not. FBI investigations are disturbingly thorough.

One time I posted a memo I got at work here on Hype, back when I worked for gov. I was sweating the whole time, and I generally don't get surveillance paranoia.
 
Rod: A real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
Jerry: I didn't shoplift the pootie......alright, I shoplifted the pootie.
 
I used to steal Legos from toy stores when I was younger.
 
The first and last thing I ever shoplifted was a bottle of banaca breath spray that I was gonna use to spray on firecrackers that were duds. Mom caught me when I used it...and took me all the way back to the grocery store to return it. 11yrs old.
 
Just last night I purchased a train ticket for the stop right before my home stop beacuse it was cheaper. Technically that is supposedly theft, so the conductor takes down my name and says I must mail 3.30 to their main office to compensate for it, which was basically 1 dollar more. :rolleyes:
 
Just last night I purchased a train ticket for the stop right before my home stop beacuse it was cheaper. Technically that is supposedly theft, so the conductor takes down my name and says I must mail 3.30 to their main office to compensate for it, which was basically 1 dollar more. :rolleyes:
1) How is it theft?
2) How did you get caught?
 
^Fell asleep like a dumb ass and didn't put the ticket away.
 
When I was 6 I found a cowboy hat in the store and wore it. My mother said I couldn't have it though, but I kept on wearing it. I forgot I was wearing it and I walked out of the store with it on.
 
A house it was just sitting there so you know... :)
 
What is this clucking about a "poll" ?
I don't care about people who lack the Klingon balls to take what they want.

This is a place to list the things you've stolen, ingenious ruses and edge-of-your-seat escapes.
 
This is a place to list the things you've stolen, ingenious ruses and edge-of-your-seat escapes.
There was this one time...


I walked into Mcdonald's, I was looking all normal, no one suspected anything. Then I took a handful of ketchup packets, stuffed em in my pocket and walked out all smooth-like. No one caught me. :ninja:

:up:
 
from places i didn't work at...nothing really, maybe some candy when i was a wee lad
from places i HAVE worked at...alot, movies, toys, clothes, a machete, other items.
 

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