What Have You Shoplifted Over The Years?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

...and Why/How?

Yes, I just saw the "shop online" thread and read "shoplift" for a split second, but still, I thought about it and decided it might be nice to hear about things people have stolen from stores or any elaborate measures that were taken.....possibly shame-based thefts of tampons, condoms or suppositories.

If you're all too goody-goody to participate then in a saving move, I will tell my funny story.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Never shoplifted before...
...this needs a poll, Wil.

 

[FaT_tONle]

I was collecting some Hot Wheels cars and I found one out of the box so I stuck it in my pocket... ooops

 

[Mee]

I've never done it.

When I was a kid I was always tempted to just grab one of the big bags of candy in Wal-Mart, take a piece out and run away, but I never did.

 

[The Spawn]

I know a lot of people that do.

Mostly Spencers...every girl I know has stolen a ***** at least twice.

 

[BRUTAL]

Poll Plz...

 

[Kaleb]

Scream really makes threads

 

[Fran]

Two Auto Traders, because I thought they were free.

 

[bulok]

when I was 5 or 6 I opened a bag of Hershey kisses and put some in my pocket

 

[tzarinna]

When I was a kid some candy now and again.
As an adult stuff from work,some jobs from the government that I'm way too chicken **** to even name. Even though they were super petty,just the thought. Ooooooo....

 

[Immortalfire]

Never.

 

[Killgore]

Can I plead the fifth?

 

[Honey Vibe]

As an adult stuff from work,some jobs from the government that I'm way too chicken **** to even name.

Yeah, you'd better not. FBI investigations are disturbingly thorough.

One time I posted a memo I got at work here on Hype, back when I worked for gov. I was sweating the whole time, and I generally don't get surveillance paranoia.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Rod: A real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
Jerry: I didn't shoplift the pootie......alright, I shoplifted the pootie.

 

[SuperFerret]

I used to steal Legos from toy stores when I was younger.

 

[Fanticon]

The first and last thing I ever shoplifted was a bottle of banaca breath spray that I was gonna use to spray on firecrackers that were duds. Mom caught me when I used it...and took me all the way back to the grocery store to return it. 11yrs old.

 

[terry78]

Just last night I purchased a train ticket for the stop right before my home stop beacuse it was cheaper. Technically that is supposedly theft, so the conductor takes down my name and says I must mail 3.30 to their main office to compensate for it, which was basically 1 dollar more.

 

[Crooklyn]

Just last night I purchased a train ticket for the stop right before my home stop beacuse it was cheaper. Technically that is supposedly theft, so the conductor takes down my name and says I must mail 3.30 to their main office to compensate for it, which was basically 1 dollar more.

1) How is it theft?
2) How did you get caught?

 

[terry78]

^Fell asleep like a dumb ass and didn't put the ticket away.

 

[hippie_hunter]

When I was 6 I found a cowboy hat in the store and wore it. My mother said I couldn't have it though, but I kept on wearing it. I forgot I was wearing it and I walked out of the store with it on.

 

[black_dust]

A house it was just sitting there so you know...

 

[Ben Urich]

Mostly pens. I took a trucker hat once.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What is this clucking about a "poll" ?
I don't care about people who lack the Klingon balls to take what they want.

This is a place to list the things you've stolen, ingenious ruses and edge-of-your-seat escapes.

 

[Mee]

This is a place to list the things you've stolen, ingenious ruses and edge-of-your-seat escapes.

There was this one time...


I walked into Mcdonald's, I was looking all normal, no one suspected anything. Then I took a handful of ketchup packets, stuffed em in my pocket and walked out all smooth-like. No one caught me.

 

[thedeadite]

from places i didn't work at...nothing really, maybe some candy when i was a wee lad
from places i HAVE worked at...alot, movies, toys, clothes, a machete, other items.