What Have You Shoplifted Over The Years?

[terry78]

I can tell all youse guys are suburban stock. I stole ketchup, I stole a gumball. And I felt so bad afterwards I paid the shopkeep back tenfold.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, thedeadite stole a machete from work.
Awesomely

 

[Killgore]

I think that most are leery of being incriminated. I've pulled a couple of scams in my day. Getting more responsibility curbed that behavior. If you'd like to know a couple of scams I might tell you via pm. Or Spoon Tang.

 

[DBella]

When I was about 10, I used to shoplift pencils which I then used to stab my classmates. Well... one in particular coz he annoyed me but just being him... which was an annoying lil prick.

 

[Halcohol]

I habitually steal lighters... not from stores, but from other people. I'm badass, I know.

 

[DBella]

I habitually steal lighters... not from stores, but from other people. I'm badass, I know.

That's not 'shoplifting'. Peoplelifting perhaps?

 

[Halcohol]

That's not 'shoplifting'. Peoplelifting perhaps?

That sounds like I'm dealing in black-market babies or something. Which, of course, I'm not...

 

[DBella]

That sounds like I'm dealing in black-market babies or something. Which, of course, I'm not...

I smell... guilt.

 

[AndThePickles]

I don't think I've ever shoplifted. The only place I probably would have is when I worked at an Estee Lauder counter in Macy's but the lady I worked with was super nice and always gave me free things

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That sounds like I'm dealing in black-market babies or something. Which, of course, I'm not...

Of course you're not. That'd be silly. Not your style.


Anyway, you've all really let me down. I don't believe the Hype is this innocent.

I'll have to tell my story, but it requires a drawing and I'm off in 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, keep paying your taxes and only crossing at the crosswalk and reporting friends who illegally download Mandy Moore albums.

 

[Mee]

Wilhelm is a rebel!

 

[DBella]

I don't think I've ever shoplifted. The only place I probably would have is when I worked at an Estee Lauder counter in Macy's but the lady I worked with was super nice and always gave me free things

She shoplifted those stuff and gave them to you. So you second-hand-shoplifted.

 

[Lackey]

you're a lightweight until you start stealing live animals

 

[terry78]

If you've ever worked at a supermarket, I guarantee you've stolen food before. If you haven't, you're a dirty liar.

 

[AndThePickles]

She shoplifted those stuff and gave them to you. So you second-hand-shoplifted.

Lol no, she was the counter manager. She would always just give me stuff that normally went to customers, like lots of free samples and those "free gift with purchase" things......which was awesome because I got some decent makeup, brushes, and makeup bags.

 

[Lackey]

by the way, if you ever stolen anything from Disneyland and got a way with it, you are a professional-level shoplifter.

They got cameras everywhere and are watching everyone as if the place was a casino...they prosecute everyone, too. Shoplifiting at Disneyland has it's own California criminal code.

 

[DBella]

Lol no, she was the counter manager. She would always just give me stuff that normally went to customers, like lots of free samples and those "free gift with purchase" things......which was awesome because I got some decent makeup, brushes, and makeup bags.

Do not try to justify what you did, young lady. There is no such thing as "free stuff". Those things that she gave to you cost money to produce and since you did not purchase anything and get the free stuff anyway, I consider that 'shoplifting'. You're a second-hand-shoplifter. Stop being in denial. Admit it.

Take me with you to that lady. I want some 'free stuff' too.

 

[AndThePickles]

Do not try to justify what you did, young lady. There is no such thing as "free stuff". Those things that she gave to you cost money to produce and since you did not purchase anything and get the free stuff anyway, I consider that 'shoplifting'. You're a second-hand-shoplifter. Stop being in denial. Admit it.

Take me with you to that lady. I want some 'free stuff' too.

Cool, she can hook us up with some perfume too

 

[DBella]

Cool, she can hook us up with some perfume too

Does that sad face mean you are no longer in denial? Embrace your inner shoplifter. :heart:

That's all I want to hear from you and now your secret is safe with me. Can't guarantee if the others who read your 'confession' can do the same though.

 

[AndThePickles]

Does that sad face mean you are no longer in denial? Embrace your inner shoplifter. :heart:

That's all I want to hear from you and now your secret is safe with me. Can't guarantee if the others who read your 'confession' can do the same though.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

by the way, if you ever stolen anything from Disneyland and got a way with it, you are a professional-level shoplifter.

They got cameras everywhere and are watching everyone as if the place was a casino...they prosecute everyone, too. Shoplifiting at Disneyland has it's own California criminal code.

[voice like badger with throat cancer]Whaddaya in for?[/voice like badger with throat cancer]

"I slipped a 50th anniversary suede Tigger baseball jacket on over my tank top, jammed a Sleeping Beauty pewter figurine into my fanny pack, just grabbed a mess of Rescuers refridgerator magnets and DASHED out of there, but they were waiting for me at the parking lot."

"[eyes like volleyballs][/eyes like volleyballs]"

 

[Kritish]

Does walking into another movie count? I figured I deserved a refund for seeing Batman and Robin.

 

[Reptile]

I stole candy.

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Never been poor enough to consider stealing.

 

[thedeadite]

by the way, if you ever stolen anything from Disneyland and got a way with it, you are a professional-level shoplifter.

They got cameras everywhere and are watching everyone as if the place was a casino...they prosecute everyone, too. Shoplifiting at Disneyland has it's own California criminal code.

i forgot...when i went to disney world while in highschool my friend, his mom and i stole a crap load of stuff..not sure how much different the security is there compared to disney land though....at disney world it was insanely easy.