What Have You Shoplifted Over The Years?

Okay, you got me. But I hadn't taken a shower in a month and I had no soap left to use! What was I supposed to do? Borrow granny's soap? :wow::csad:
 
Clothes, tons:word: No real reason, just for the thrill. Crazy what bad influences will do to you lol. Sux when you get caught and eventually, ever thief does;)
 
Clothes, tons:word: No real reason, just for the thrill. Crazy what bad influences will do to you lol. Sux when you get caught and eventually, ever thief does;)

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I was buying DVDs at Best Buy one time and the person ringing me up demagnetized all my stuff but forgot to ring up my TCM DVD so I got it for free!:woot:
 
I was buying DVDs at Best Buy one time and the person ringing me up demagnetized all my stuff but forgot to ring up my TCM DVD so I got it for free!:woot:

That shouldn't count, the worker was being an idiot and you took advantage of it.
 
Tons. CD-Rs, some CDs, batteries, drinks, candy treats, gum, chocolate bars, lighters, writing stuff, coloring stuff, blah blab blah. Hahah, if I or my bestest friend had a car we'd steal s**t all the time. :csad:
 
Getting drunk or getting high is nothing compared to the rush you feel after taking something without paying. Knowing they could grab your ass at any moment. The power...the absolute power....:o
 
one ale81 t-shirt, LOTS of spray paint, a deck of nudie cards, a couple necklaces, pinstriping tape...probably more, but that's all that comes to mind for now.
 
Tons. CD-Rs, some CDs, batteries, drinks, candy treats, gum, chocolate bars, lighters, writing stuff, coloring stuff, blah blab blah. Hahah, if I or my bestest friend had a car we'd steal s**t all the time. :csad:
If it was 2006 and we lived in the same town, we'd so be stealing buddies:):heart:
 
That would've been awesome. I'd stand by the exit to the underground parking with something hidden under my coat, and when someone goes to exit I'll run off and cleeean getaway. :o
 
Stealing is easy. Refraining from stealing is for the mentally elite :p
 
I don't think I've ever shoplifted.

All those camera's make me too nervous.

Plus if I ever got caught and banned from a store it would be kind of crippling considering there's not many stores to buy from so it would be severely limiting your options...where I live that is.
 
Stealing is easy. Refraining from stealing is for the mentally elite :p

I didn't think it was possible to actually physically manifest the essence of being corny, but here we are.

j/k :word:
 
No shoplifting for me. I'm not an attention-starved 14 year-old girl.
 

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