What I bought the hypsters for Christmas

[Vilya]

Thanks! i'll bottle them and sell them on ebay if i ever got broke

 

[Ash J. Williams]

What do I get?

 

[tzarinna]

Yo, Lu.

 

[vibeke_T]

wheres MINE

 

[TBadora]

*cough cough*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Other people should list what they would buy for other posters. And by "other posters," I mean "me."

 

[knowsbleed]

DOG LIPS: some collagen.
Morg: a new leg...oh wait...that's for drak
Warhammer: some musical taste
Master Chief: a new gun...filled with luffles
JP: a hat...a really big one
Jack Rabbit: a teleporter...for those lonely nights
squeekness: a bigger box...to keep even more stuff in
TEDDY: a female TEDDY...anatomically correct
Ash J. Williams: a hand...and a sense of humor
Super Kal: Deanna Troy
Superman79: a briefcase...for lawyerly stuffs
S_H_F_4839: a nightstick
DBella: my phone number
Colossal Spoons: bamfer's grandma
ShadowBoxing: blind_fury's location...and a bat
J Alba's Lover: one full night with Jessica Alba's Fiance
LogansRunt: my phone number

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL a cash poster

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Master Chief: a new gun...filled with luffles

I hope he's trained. 80% of all Luffles are self inflicted.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

J Alba's Lover: one full night with Jessica Alba's Fiance

What is the matter with you.




On a second thought i could turn a negative into a postive

That make you a acomplice to a drime.

 

[TBadora]

J Alba's Lover: one full night with Jessica Alba's Fiance

LMAO!!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

LMAO!!!

It + beats downs for the guy who really is my name.

 

[knowsbleed]

SpeedballLives: some spinach dip...because its ymmy
D-Generation X: a "Y"
franTM: ©
Spidermanluvr28: Tobey M[blackout]'s sweat in a can[/blackout]
Badger: a sports award from fran
Kritish: RIP
eggyman: a plane ticket to the US...so he can quit being so cheerful
The Original Bamfer: a pet monkey to larp with
Abaddon: coal
ATP: a guy who doesn't dance w/strange old men in bars
Banky: a crate of decent records...because i'm nice like that
ROBOCOP CPU001: a night w/Tom Welling
Lightning Strykez: your name in red...w/out the responsibility
Hunter Rider: tylenol
Lunar_Wolf: sex in a can
NewYorkSpider: sex in a bag
Showtime: sex in a toilet
Erzengel: a date w/Wilhelm
Asteroid-Man: a date w/GR87
Dew k. Mosi: a day free from Ash's questions...[blackout]sike[/blackout]
Wilhelm Scream: a time machine...no particular reason but you deserve one
Holly: a new IP
deep_thinkin: a new state
tzarinna: a date w/clive barker
Tbadora: badunkadunk in a can
vibeke: hunk in a box...[blackout]dismembered[/blackout]

 

[TBadora]

Tbadora: badonkadunk in a can

*Hands Knowsbleed the keys to a brand new beamer*

Edit: How the heck do you fit badonkadunk in a can?

 

[knowsbleed]

What is the matter with you.




On a second thought i could turn a negative into a postive

That make you a acomplice to a drime.

The dreaded drime...I've heard of such a creature.

It is often seen lurking after celebs who will not do nudity on film...stealing their undergarments and blowing hot air from above, causing nipslips. They say the #1 way to tell if there is one in the vicinity is the stench of hot pocket pizza on its breath and Brut cologne wafting from its hide.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The dreaded drime...I've heard of such a creature.

It is often seen lurking after celebs who will not do nudity on film...stealing their undergarments and blowing hot air from above, causing nipslips. They say the #1 way to tell if there is one in the vicinity is the stench of hot pocket pizza on its breath and Brut cologne wafting from its hide.

Ahhhhhhhh crap i meant to say Crime.


P.S. Shuddaup.

 

[union_jak]

Ouch Lunar you forgot me

 

[Mr. Socko]

What do I get!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What do I get!

a Big

HOO-RAH!!!!!!!!

 

[TBadora]

On a second thought i could turn a negative into a postive

Spoiler

A gay porno called: [blackout]Knee Deep in Cash![/BLACKOUT]

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[knowsbleed]

Spoiler

A gay porno called: [blackout]Knee Deep in Cash![/blackout]

​

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Spoiler

A gay porno called: [blackout]Knee Deep in Cash![/blackout]

​

Damn you!!!!!!1

I am not Ghey!!!!! Your the ones name that almost sounds like t-bagging.

 

[DX]

DX a copy of Fantastic Four Rise Of The Sliver Surfer
JAL a cash poster
Lord V a two week vacation with spideylad to lover's Island
Hunter Rider a picture of me and Rachel Bilson cruising the ocean
Logan's Lady a restriction order from Hugh Jackman
Logan's Runt tattoo remover spray, it's new on the market
Shadowboxing a set of broken Transformers
Jag a fight with a real jaguar
Knowsbleed some tissues
SSF probation from the hype-special thanks to Matt for chipping in on this one.
SMlvr some sea biscuits
Erz a vacation to the death star where he will receive beatings from VADER himself.
Ice-Man a holiday in jail
Robo a pink Batsuit
Lexcorp a trip to comingsoon boards for the next 5 years.
Kal a 6 month vacation in a small hotel room
Banky, his old username Geekz

I sure know how to spoil my hypsters.
If anyone else wants gifts, just ask.

My brother already got that for Xmas

.....

 

[Super Kal]

Super Kal: Deanna Troy

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[DX]

Oh, and give Spider-Fan a copy of Superman Returns. He'll love it. t: