What if Joel Schumacher directed Star Wars Episode I-VI?

[NightWarrior]

What if Joel Schumacher directed all the Star Wars movies, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

The original trilogy would have sucked, and the prequel trilogy would have sucked even more than it already did.

 

[blind_fury]

Stop toying with my emotions.

 

[rijuco]

omg...i hate you.

 

[BatJeff7786]

What if NightWarrior actually had a life outside these boards?

 

[The Kid]

Joels a good director, just not really good for super heros. He'd probably have made less stupid movies than lucas, i wager.

 

[Rezzo]

NightWarrior sure has some weird threads

 

[Incrediblejeff]

What if Joel Schumacher directed all the Star Wars movies, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi?

WTH is with you and Joel Shumacher?It seems like all your threads are based on him.

 

[<(o_o)>]

He probably would have made Jar Jar Binks & C-3PO lovers.

 

[Timstuff]

C-3PO would have nipples.

 

[blind_fury]

I didn't think there was a way to make C-3PO any gayer but I'm sure Joel Schumacher would find a way.

 

[Erzengel]

What if Joel Schumacher directed all the Star Wars movies, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi?

Please stop making threads.

 

[SpideyLad]

What if you didn't make these threads?

 

[Lighthouse]

This has got to be the most random goddamn thread I've ever seen.

 

[Spider-Fan]

WHY ALL THE FREAKING SCHUMACHER THREADS!!!

What's next? What if Joel Schumacher directed Schindler's List? Or A Clockwork Orange?

Stop with this crap. It is now officially spam.

 

[xwolverine2]

joel didnt ruin batman!!!! WB did!! geeeezzz!! get that through you peoples heads

 

[ゴジラ]

They still would have been bad

 

[Bat Attack]

WHY ALL THE FREAKING SCHUMACHER THREADS!!!

What's next? What if Joel Schumacher directed Schindler's List? Or A Clockwork Orange?

Stop with this crap. It is now officially spam.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[scifiwolf]

Luke wouldn't have had a sister. He would've had a brother, and they still would've kissed.

Gross.

 

[Bat Attack]

Luke wouldn't have had a sister. He would've had a brother, and they still would've kissed.

Gross.

Oh I get it, just because Joel is gay.