What If Michael Keaton's Batman & Val Kilmer's Batman Traded Positions

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In other words, how would Keaton's Batman function and cope in the "Joel Schmaucherverse" version of Gotham City (with Jim Carrey's Riddler, Tommy Lee Jones' Two-Face, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze, Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy, and Jeep Swenson's Bane)? Likewise, how exactly would Val Kilmer's Batman function and cope in the "Tim Burtonverse" version of Gotham City (with Jack Nicholson's Joker, Danny DeVito's Penguin, and Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman)?
 
After sleeping with Kim Basinger, Kilmer would make that goofy smile.
 
Kilmer would have been killed by Joker.

Keaton would have killed all the schumacher villains.
 
I would love to have seen Keaton's Batman up against Ledger's Joker. Keaton's Batman would've killed him on first encounter.
 
I would love to have seen Keaton's Batman up against Ledger's Joker. Keaton's Batman would've killed him on first encounter.

or ledger's joker could find him very boring and kill him. If he could get the drop on Bale's Batman, who is a much superior fighter than the rest, he can make it at least very close with Keaton.
 
Val Kilmer would of been awesome in Batman '89

He played a serious, kick ass Batman in BF

He would of looked much cooler in Batman' 89

I can't picture Michael Keaton ever saying "I'll get drive-thru."

I could picture Michael Keaton's Batman murdering Two face, Riddler and Mr. Freeze because of how annoying they are.
 
Val Kilmer would of been awesome in Batman '89

He played a serious, kick ass Batman in BF

He would of looked much cooler in Batman' 89

I can't picture Michael Keaton ever saying "I'll get drive-thru."

I could picture Michael Keaton's Batman murdering Two face, Riddler and Mr. Freeze because of how annoying they are.

Keaton's Batman did say to Catwoman "Eat floor, high fiber!!!" so you'll never know the possibilities.:grin:
 
Keaton's Batman did say to Catwoman "Eat floor, high fiber!!!" so you'll never know the possibilities.:grin:
I loved that line as a kid. When I was younger I wanted to get into a fight an take someone down and say that line:oldrazz:
 
Keaton's Batman was one cool Bast**d !

Schumacher's villains wouldn't have lasted 5 mins with him.
 
Keaton would have been so overly annoyed with shumachers villains, he woulda killed em before the opening credits.
 
Keaton would have murdered Schumacher and not had to worry about it.

Kilmer would have sang "Light My Fire" while throwing bad guys off of roof tops. oh, and lisping the word "circus"!
 
Thank god that this never happened, things wouldnt be the same.
 
If Kilmer would of been in Burton's films, they wouldn't of been as awesome. If Keaton was in Shumacher's films, he would of quit when the camera were rolling.
 
If Kilmer would of been in Burton's films, they wouldn't of been as awesome. If Keaton was in Shumacher's films, he would of quit when the cameras were rolling.
 
Kilmer would have sang "Light My Fire" while throwing bad guys off of roof tops. oh, and lisping the word "circus"!

"Hello, Penguin. I see you've brought your henchmen, the Red Triangle Circuth Gang."
 
Kilmer probably would have tried to act in Burton's films, and Keaton would have stayed in Two-Face's helicopter as it crashed into the Statue of Liberty.
 
Kilmer probably would have tried to act in Burton's films, and Keaton would have stayed in Two-Face's helicopter as it crashed into the Statue of Liberty.

Ledger's Joker would love Keaton, he's a cold insane man without a set of rules and a very screwed up moral compass.

or ledger's joker could find him very boring and kill him. If he could get the drop on Bale's Batman, who is a much superior fighter than the rest, he can make it at least very close with Keaton.

Considering Keaton got up and shrugged off a plane crash I don't think it would affect him in any way.
 

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