The Dark Knight What If...

[Flexo]

What if Joker isn't the head honcho villain in TDK?

What if it was... the illegitimate, gangster love child of Lucius Fox? That's right... an ultimate version of The Black Mask.

Now, I know that origin is fairly radical, but who could deny how awesome it'd be? Especially if he were played by Samuel L. Jackson? I mean, the evil anti- Bruce Wayne with daddy issues? Classic emotion.

 

[THE WIDDLER]

Racist

and communism

classic Flexo

 

[CConn]

Best idea I've heard in a long while.

-R

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

Actually, I think Black Mask should be played by Home Improvement's own Tim Allen.

ARGH ARGH ARGH!!

 

[Flexo]

Actually, I think Black Mask should be played by Home Improvement's own Tim Allen.

ARGH ARGH ARGH!!

Oh, oh, oh.

I could totally see him ruthlessly torturing Bob Villa.

 

[Robin91939]

Best idea I've heard in a long while.

-R

I'm flattered.

-R

 

[Flexo]

Tim Allen is so The Joker.

The eeevil drips from his wild eyes.

 

[CConn]

I'm flattered.

-R

Don't flatter yourself, Angel.

I only have one love. And that's for overweight negro women.

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

I only have one love. And that's for overweight negro women.

I'm all yours. Heeeey!

 

[CConn]

I'm all yours. Heeeey!

You forgot two Hey Heys.

 

[iwalktheline92]

before they cast Ledger i heard a rumor for robin williams.

 

[regwec]

So did I, around a year ago.

 

[iwalktheline92]

That and Michael Keaton.

 

[iwalktheline92]

but i think it would have been weird to see keaton as the joker.
it would be an odd transition from batman to joker

 

[Two-Face]

You must be bored taht you;'re talking about a thing that happened a year ago.

 

[jimmy]

That and Michael Keaton.

Mine eyes!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

That and Michael Keaton.

That's not Michael Keaton. That's the old gypsy woman from Thinner.

 

[Flexo]

People, people!

Have we lost our senses?

Will Smith should have been Killer Croc.

Look at him... just waiting to strike and maul.

 

[batman11]

^EVIL! Thats what you are! EVIL!

 

[Flexo]

^EVIL! Thats what you are! EVIL!

Racist.

 

[regwec]

Black people should always play roles with the word "black" in their names. It's good casting.

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

Black people should always play roles with the word "black" in their names. It's good casting.

And they should always pay friendly comments to our favorite heroes, such as "Nice ride" and "Say, Jim! That's a bad outfit!"