What is the most awkward/worst thing you've said to the opposite sex?

I asked a co-worker of mine out but only because I was told she had a crush on me and so on our second date when I lean over to kiss her I stupidly said "You haven't practiced kissing much, right?"

In my head I knew right away that I blew it and she got upset, sadly to say we never went out again and I transferred to another job.

 

Whoah. Sounds like you oughtta lay off the drinking

 

First time I asked a girl out was with the opener, "do you like books?"

 

I was thinking the same thing....

Haha, that's not so bad! If someone said that to me, I would have been just nerdy enough to be like 'For sure! In fact, I just finished this one book called John Dies at the End, and *long conversation to follow*.

 

I don't ever, ever, ask a guy out. I always wait for them to make the first move. Probably a real good reason I've not been on a date in forever! So while I don't have anything that I've said to contribute, I can share some of the worst ones I've gotten:

I was playing pool with a friend of mine once, and this guy walked up to me and said: "You, me, a six pack and we'll go f'*** like rabbits in the woods."

While shopping: "Hey, I haven't seen you around before! You got kids? How old are you?" At the time I was like 25, but I always look like I am in my teens. When I told him my age he was like "Really? Wow! Well, I gotta go....nice to talk to you."

My favorite one was when me and my best friend at the time were out and these two guys had been eyeing us. One of the guys walked up to me while the other hung back: "Ummm, hey. My friend really wants to go out with your friend, and he said we could double date. So if you want to, I guess, we could go out.....sometime. I kinda owe him."

 

I was loaded and said "Have you ever farted in the shower?" Surprisingly the conversation went on.

 

I've been often questioning the validity of men's claims that I as a woman have no rights and they have the right to tell me what they want me to believe. Never question a man's sovereign rule and be a dumb, blank slate, gutter trash sex addicted trollop without a mind of her own and dignity if you want guys to stay with you.

 

...what does that to have to do with anything said in this thread?

 

^What he said
The title asks "what you said", not "what you were told"

 

Ab-so-lute-ly nothing......as do pretty much all of her posts no matter where she posts them.

 

In her defense, she states music she listens to here

 

Well, considering the results from the party I went to last night, apparently the most awkward thing I've said to a girl was "Those are nice tattoos"...

 

"I love you"
But I'm a bit jaded/upset with the fems not related to me in my life, at the mo'.

 

what happened man? I dont wanna be creepy or nothin but i noticed you changed bases also. You used to be at the base near my house, Hurlburt

 

Wait what? Are you encouraging women to be dumb sex addicted trollops with no minds to get men?

 

I'm sad that I really cannot narrow it down to just one thing.

 

Hey, I like your ink.....

More specifically, I would comment on an actual tattoo or question the meaning.

And to add to this conversation...."What are we going to do about this?"

 

Somehow I was in the same room when my friend at my girlfriends house party, was surprised by this girl he hasn't seen in like 5 years he meant to say "holy **** it's you!!" But he ended up saying " I want to **** on you!!" Mind you we were at a fairly busy party and he screamed it. She forgave him seeing as they were best friends for a long time but he's still haunted by that (seeing as its a great joke)

 

Oh hey, Yeah, I got my duty station changed.
Up here in Maryland now.
A lot's been going on.
Seperated from my ex.
(a good thing, by and large)
Met a seemingly perfect woman. I mean Perfect.
We fell for eachother, She had orders to England. Left.
We were gonna do the long distance thing. We both said we were willing.
She changed her mind.
Ah well.

 

Well thats real crappy man. I'm sorry. I think I remeber you havin a daughter with this other woman too. Youre in my prayers bud

 

Man, that's lame. Like Ralph Wiggum lame. Thanks for making me look like James Bond by comparison.

 

"You have a small vagina."

Stupid of me to say at the time.

 

Actually, if you were in a position to make that direct observation, I'd guess that everything else you said up until that point must have been incredibly effective.

 

He said it while she was fully clothed.