What is the stupidest death in a movie ?

Padme. "Lost the will to live"? Take a dose of reality Lucas.
 
Kate Beckinsales character in Van Helsing. She got thrown into a couch and died.
 
WormyT said:
That blue Jedi chick in Revenge of the Sith when she was gunned down by Stormtroopers. She basically just fell over with her eyes open (probably looking at George Lucas). utter crap death scene.

The death scene at the end of Johnny Was. i won't describe it in case anyone wants to see it. it's worth watching for my native baby girl Samantha Mumba and Lennox Lewis's painfully impersonation of a Jamaican accent.

jurassic Park. Normally I don't want to get racial but sitting in the theatre back in 93 my friend whispered to me "Black guy will get killed first". I laughed but sure enough a brother gets served up first by the caged Raptor.

Live and Let die. the chick who appeared as Octopussy also starred in live and let die but she gets killed off. Shot in the head at a boxing match but for some reason theres no blood and her body stays upright, neck and all so people think shes just staring at match. ridiculous.

Nedry and the lawyer died before Sam Jackson in Jurrasic Park.

My least favorite was Darth Maul in Episode 1.
 
James T. Kirk. Killed by scaffolding.
Boba Fett. Irrational cult fan base+blind man with stick=40% of jokes in Wizard publications a decade later.
 
amazingfantasy15 said:
Nedry and the lawyer died before Sam Jackson in Jurrasic Park.

My least favorite was Darth Maul in Episode 1.
I didn't say Sam Jackson. ;)

I'm talking about the VERY beginning of the movie. Remember the maintenence men are transferring a Raptor from a cage but it grabs the one dude and pulls him into the cage. The scene ends with the hunter Bob Peck grabbing hold of the victims arm and yelling, "shoot her!...shoot her!"
 
Yeah and the black guy got it first in Boyz in the Hood.
 
i dunno i cant name a specific one but almost every movie heart attack has failed to convince me and every time someone gets shot and has to make their speech and has either just enough time to finish their heartfelt last words or they stop just short of a really important sentence always erks me
 
I always thought the guy killed in the beginning of Jurassic Park wasn't black. I couldn't place his ethnicity, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't.

That's a great death scene, btw.
 
WormyT said:
That blue Jedi chick in Revenge of the Sith when she was gunned down by Stormtroopers. She basically just fell over with her eyes open (probably looking at George Lucas). utter crap death scene.

The death scene at the end of Johnny Was. i won't describe it in case anyone wants to see it. it's worth watching for my native baby girl Samantha Mumba and Lennox Lewis's painfully impersonation of a Jamaican accent.

jurassic Park. Normally I don't want to get racial but sitting in the theatre back in 93 my friend whispered to me "Black guy will get killed first". I laughed but sure enough a brother gets served up first by the caged Raptor.

Live and Let die. the chick who appeared as Octopussy also starred in live and let die but she gets killed off. Shot in the head at a boxing match but for some reason theres no blood and her body stays upright, neck and all so people think shes just staring at match. ridiculous.


Wormy - The woman who was Octopussy was an actress by the name of Maude Adams. It wasnt 'Live and Let Die' that she was killed in; it was 'Man with the Golden Gun'. She gets shot in the chest at a thai boxing match and there is blood. Only a trickle, mind you, as it's to emphasise how good and efficient a shot Scaramanga is - hence her still sitting up right.

The shot was so on the money that it killed her outright with no force to throw the body. Clean in and out job.
 
green said:
Padme losing the will to live.:whatever:
Winner!!!!

Also, in the grudge2. The guy looks at the ghost for 5 minutes like its a friggin staring contest. I'm like dude, for all that is good, RUN!!!!! Even though I doubt that would help, but still....
 
Also, the men Xena killed in Goldeneye. Couldn't understand what she was doing to them. It looked like rape.
 
She had little metal teeth in her private parts that ate away at the guys' noodle.

Just joshing. ;)

They were having consentual sex but she chose to squeeze the life out of him with her legs.

I doubt he consented to that part.
 
The chick who "takes the bus" in Final Destination. It was like "WTF LOLz". :D:up:
 
How about Anakin's Mom in Attack Of The Clones? It was painful the watch, 'cos it was so bad!
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
The grandma in Dante's Peak
Haha, I forgot about that. Didn't she die from stepping in acid water or something?
 
WormyT said:
That blue Jedi chick in Revenge of the Sith when she was gunned down by Stormtroopers. She basically just fell over with her eyes open (probably looking at George Lucas). utter crap death scene.

The death scene at the end of Johnny Was. i won't describe it in case anyone wants to see it. it's worth watching for my native baby girl Samantha Mumba and Lennox Lewis's painfully impersonation of a Jamaican accent.

jurassic Park. Normally I don't want to get racial but sitting in the theatre back in 93 my friend whispered to me "Black guy will get killed first". I laughed but sure enough a brother gets served up first by the caged Raptor.

Live and Let die. the chick who appeared as Octopussy also starred in live and let die but she gets killed off. Shot in the head at a boxing match but for some reason theres no blood and her body stays upright, neck and all so people think shes just staring at match. ridiculous.

That was in "The Man With the Golden Gun".
 
Dammit people already claimed the good ones :(
Padme
Cyclops
Chick from Van Helsing...when in reality that whole movie should have died
Most of Sean Beans's deaths
Sirius's upcoming demise in Order of the Phoenix, my gawd, a bloody death curtain!!! WTF
 
Prognosticator said:
That was in "The Man With the Golden Gun".

See my post a few posts above, my friend. ;)


EDIT:- oops -actually - it's the one a few postsabove my other post. :O
 
Sloth7d said:
Also, the men Xena killed in Goldeneye. Couldn't understand what she was doing to them. It looked like rape.

I believe her thighs were made of steel and she wrapped her legs around their waists and suffocated her victims.
 
LostSon88 said:
I believe her thighs were made of steel and she wrapped her legs around their waists and suffocated her victims.
Oh, now I'm in tears from laughter.
 

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