what lies have you told your significant other?

[GoldenAgeHero]

like the thread titles says what lies have you told your significant other? have you lied to get yourself out of trouble?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

what lies have you told your significant other?

"I love you!"

 

[Kritish]

How about "What lies have you told about your significant other?

 

[PhotoJones]

actually, i'd be more interested to know what lies my signifigant other has told to me...

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

either way.

 

[Kritish]

actually, i'd be more interested to know what lies my signifigant other has told to me...

Like saying that "she" was a woman?

 

[PhotoJones]

Like saying that "she" was a woman?

why would you talk about your mother like that?

 

[Kritish]

why would you talk about your mother like that?

That makes no sense. She couldn't be my mother if that were the case.
Lame attempt at a burn.

 

[PhotoJones]

That makes no sense. She couldn't be my mother if that were the case.
Lame attempt at a burn.

how's that?

 

[Kritish]

how's that?

Men can't have babies. I hate to break it to you like this, you didn't need to buy all of those pregnancy tests for yourself

 

[PhotoJones]

Men can't have babies. I hate to break it to you like this, you didn't need to buy all of those pregnancy tests for yourself

your mother is a man? holy crap...

 

[Kritish]

your mother is a man? holy crap...

 

[PhotoJones]

hey man, i'm as surprised as you are.

 

[nosebleed.]

ditto

 

[Kritish]

This thread is going to go no where.

 

[Motown Marvel]

i assured her that i didnt have the aids....it worked like a charm

 

[PhotoJones]

i assured her that i didnt have the aids....it worked like a charm

 

[Tangled Web]

I told a her something once and she's not talking to me anymore.

 

[Kaleb]

out of all your friends , you are the hottest.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i always say that i've only slept with 6 women... and that i've been in love with all of them...

... in all actuality, i've had sex with 48 women, give or take a few, most after high school, in my "let's do lots of drugs phase"... so, yeah, it's kind of true, in that i've only slept with 6 women that i've been in love with.

other than that, i'm pretty truthful.... and before anyone asks, i get tested after each girl i sleep with, so, i'm clean, and i've never had the sex without a condom (except for once, on accident)

 

[heypapajinx]

that he was the best... but he wasn't.

 

[Kaleb]

^ I can asume he told you that as well

 

[heypapajinx]

^ I can asume he told you that as well

no.
because i would have known he was lying.

 

[Kaleb]

and he thinks you're telling the truth ?

 

[heypapajinx]

and he thinks you're telling the truth ?

what can i say, lying has always been my gift.
plus, no guy want's to believe that even though you LOVE them, that one guy you had random sex with before you met him rocked your world better than he ever did in all the 3 years he had to improve on it, do they?