What should I dress my infant son as for Halloween?

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So, my wife and I just had our first child (a boy) and I'm already wondering what we should dress him as for Halloween (I know, a little early).

It'll have to be something simple to put on for a 2 mth old obviously :)

Any ideas?
 
Dress him up as a pumpkin. Little kids look awesome as pumpkins.
 
Put the little dude in a backpack and dress him up as a second head!
 
a hole in your pocket, because that's what kids are.

But seriously though, something cute.
 
A facehugger.



lol....... so many people would think he was an octopus or something


My daughter was

A Bunny Rabbit
A Lady Bug
A Lion
A Fairy


this year will be the boys first at 8 months and the girls 5th....
 
Something without a mask, or anything that goes round his face, cause no matter what you dress him up as, he will be dressed as a crying baby in that case, a mask will just annoy him.

You and your wife should dress up as Mary and Joseph, and go round asking folk if they have any room at the inn on trick or treat night, dress the kid in swaddling clothes.
 
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Well, if that's not offensive.

It was not a serious suggestion, lol, although, I dunno, I guess it kind of might piss off the Gods, I'm sure Jesus would be fine with it though, as long as the kid were not wearing some massive prosthetic nose.
 
A football... Then you can kick it on your way back home.
 
Baby Bruce Campbell. It's cheap, it's easy, it's awesome.
 
Yoda. Put him in a little backpack and you can be Luke. It'll be adorable!
 
chucky, Yoda or a pumpkin
 
It was not a serious suggestion, lol, although, I dunno, I guess it kind of might piss off the Gods, I'm sure Jesus would be fine with it though, as long as the kid were not wearing some massive prosthetic nose.

"Gods"? As in plural? What are you, an ancient Roman?
 
dress him up like the creep baby from the lonely island music video for the creep.
 
Yoda. Put him in a little backpack and you can be Luke. It'll be adorable!

I am squeeing at the mere thought of this. SO CUTE. Do it! (There is no try)

Or you could be Batman and he could be a little baby Robin. OR you could be Vader and he could be baby Luke for more Star Wars fun.

Halloween: one of the only times I wish I had a baby. If I could maybe just borrow one...
 

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