What The Hell Is "Mtn Dew"?!

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
 
Mutant Teenaged Ninjas Dewd!
 
Looks like some sort of "Extreme" re-branding. Apparently letters aren't cool anymore. Just ask McG...
 
l33t speak is seeping into the mainstream. Damn you.
 
It's about time a thread came along that inspired some worthwhile discussion.

Kudos, Planet.
 
its Trimethylolethane trinitrate disguised as mountain dew
 
Why would they create a short form of the word with more syllables than the actual word...
 
Its from the l33t. its meant too be typed, not said.

Oh...Because when people want to buy it...They will have to type out "mtn dew" instead of saying "mountain"

...l33t sucks outside of computers...
 
I'm surprised they haven't decided to call Watchmen in posters and ads for the movie "WM".
 
We need an entire movie done in internet talk with English subtitles:up:
 
We need an entire movie done in internet talk with English subtitles:up:
TDK in 733t:
Wanna know how I got th3s3 scars? My father waz...a drinkr. And a fi3nd. And one night h3 goes off crazi3r than usua7. Mommy g3ts th3 kitch3n knif3 to d3f3nd h3rs3lf; h3 do3sn't 7ike that. Not...one...bit. So, m3 watching, h3 tak3s the knif3 from h3r, And he's loling while h3 does it. H3 turns to m3 and is all 7ike , "ZOMG, Why so s3rious?" He com3s at m3 with the knife, "ZOMG, Why so s3rious?!" He sticks the b7ad3 in my mouth, "73t's put a smi73 on that face!" And... ZOMG, why so s3rious?
 
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TDK in l33t:
Wanna know how I got thse scars? My father waz...a drinkr. And a fi3nd. And one night h3 goes off crazi3r than usual. Mommy g3ts th3 kitch3n knif3 to d3f3nd h3rs3lf; h3 do3sn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, m3 watching, h3 tak3s the knif3 from h3r, And he's loling while h3 does it. H3 turns to m3 and is all like , "ZO MY GOD, Why so s3rious?" He com3s at m3 with the knife, "ZO MY GOD, Why so s3rious?!" He sticks the blad3 in my mouth, "L3t's put a smil3 on that face!" And... ZO MY GOD, why so s3rious?

And everytime Joker laughs, instead of laughter he just says LOLZ. Except when he throws Rachel off the balcony he says ROFLMAO.
 
and howabout we get a lolcat movie next:
WANNA KNOE HOW I GOT THEES SCARS? MAH FATHR WUZ...A DRINKR. AN FIEND. AN WAN NITE HE GOEZ OFF CRAZIR THAN USUAL. MOMMY GETS TEH KITCHEN KNIFE 2 DEFEND HERSELF; HE DOESNT LIEK DAT. NOT...WAN...BIT. SO, ME WATCHIN, HE TAKEZ TEH KNIFE FRUM HER, LAUGHIN WHILE HE IT. HE TURNS 2 ME AN SEZ, "Y SO SERIOUS?" HE COMEZ AT ME WIF TEH KNIFE, "Y SO SERIOUS?!" HE STICKZ TEH BLADE IN MAH MOUTH, "LETS PUT SMILE ON DAT FACE!" AN... Y SO SERIOUS?
 
Srsly...U n me...we r dun prfsnly.
 
COME HER. HAY! LOOK AT ME. SO I HAD WIFE, BEAUTIFUL, LIEK U, HOO TELLS ME I WORRY 2 MUTCH. HOO TELLS ME I OUGHT 2 SMILE MOAR. HOO GAMBLEZ AN GETS IN DEEP WIF TEH SHARKZ... LOOK AT ME! WAN DAI, THEY CARVE HER FACE. AN WE HAS NO MONEY 4 SURGERIEZ. SHE CANT TAEK IT. I JUS WANTS 2 C HER SMILE AGAIN, HM? I JUS WANTS HER 2 KNOE DAT I DOAN CARE BOUT TEH SCARS. SO... I STICK RAZOR IN MAH MOUTH AN DO DIS...

lolz
 
And people wonder why illiteracy is becoming more common.
 
Joker: made thes pnecil dispearz

TABLE!!

Gangsters: OMGWTFBBQ
 
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