What was the funniest thing you've ever heard a celebrity say?

[The Female Torch]

I was flipping threw Paris Hilton's book "Confessions of an Heiress" one time, at Target.
Why? I was bored -_-
I just started cracking up because even in the first sentence she said something funny...

"I'm not really concieded, I'm just misunderstood. I'm a very nice person. And not that spoiled. I may have a lot of money but I am pretty down to earth."
or something like that, very close...

It was funny beacuse...

• it was a lie
• it was from Paris Hilton

 

[JLBats]

Humphrey Bogart's last words: "I never should have switched from scotch to martinis"

 

[The Chairman]

* glances at the first quote in sig *

 

[FunBobPants]

Waiter: Would you like some buffalo wings?

Jessica Simpson: No thanks, we don't eat buffalo.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Tom Cruise-You jerk

 

[The Chairman]

Tom Cruise-You jerk

I prefer "You're glib."

 

[bored]

Josh Homme's final note to a crowd at a concert: "We're Queens of the Stone Age. Drink and ****."

 

[Fred_Fury]

that chick from regis and kelley: "I have a hard time drinking water, it has no taste"

 

[The Female Torch]

that chick from regis and kelley: "I have a hard time drinking water, it has no taste"

Um...her name is Kelly
LOL

 

[The Female Torch]

..bump

 

[bored]

Britney Spears: "I'm a virgin."

 

[Spider-X]

if Bush is a considered a celebrity...then there are simply too many to choose from.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I was looking at that Paris Hilton book too & there was a quote in there that said "The world revolves around me" & "You should never turn off your cell phone. You never know when an important call will come."

 

[Spider-X]

"You should never turn off your cell phone. You never know when an important call will come."

WOW....THAT IS...LIKE...SO DEEP

...i f#ckin can't stand that insipid wentch.

 

[deemar325]

Barbara Bush - "Those people ar use to living like this they should be happy..."

*Talking about Katrina survivors at the superDome.*

 

[The Female Torch]

...i f#ckin can't stand that insipid wentch.

Pfft she's so stupid she cant even figure out how much soap to put it...her "brain" is too tiny

 

[The Female Torch]

Britney Spears: "I'm a virgin."

Ha! About as believable as this

Britney Spears and virgin are oxymorons!

(DBM's avvy I think its so freakin hilarious! )

 

[Spider-X]

Barbara Bush - "Those people ar use to living like this they should be happy..."

*Talking about Katrina survivors at the superDome.*

Pfft she's so stupid she cant even figure out how much soap to put it...her "brain" is too tiny

DEET-DEE-DEE...dumbass talentless brawd.

sorry..i just can't stand someone who gets as famous as she has become PRIMARILY because of a sex-tape...and...and...*passes out*

 

[deemar325]

Lmao!!!

 

[Super Flight]

tom cruise- Its a suto Sciene!! you're...you're glim!

 

[The Senator]

"Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."- Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[comanche_joe]

“He called me a rapist and a recluse. I’m not a recluse.” Mike Tyson

 

[LEX]

Pfft she's so stupid she cant even figure out how much soap to put it...her "brain" is too tiny

Damn her! Getting famous for what? Gosh. "Put in in, take it out, put it in, take it out, put it in, take it out, put it in, take it out, put it in" ohmagah!



(I dreamt of flying pigs.)

 

[WeaponZ2]

Britney Spears: "I get to go to a lot of over seas places like Canada."

Something like that...

 

[The Female Torch]

Britney Spears: "I get to go to a lot of over seas places like Canada."

Something like that...

LOL canada isnt over seas.....


..bump