Milk Tray Guy
70s Man of Action
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@Ash J. Williams I enjoyed Unfriended more than I thought I would. And I think Maggie is superb. Easily my favourite Schwarzenegger film.
What did you think of this PoS movie? I watched the first five minutes or so and
What did you think of this PoS movie? I watched the first five minutes or so andit starts like that generic super amazing G.I. in a country populated by people that aren't the normal population in real life, and then we get different shots of different body parts of Vin Diesel's character hugging his wife.
Sounds better than last year's Hellboy, that's a good thing.It's mediocre and uneventful, and unfortunately Vin Disel is basically playing cyborg Dom Toretto, but it's nowhere near as "worst P.O.S. ever" bad as people make it out to be.
The twist was actually pretty okay, and actually works as drive for the plot, but the execution is all over the place and comes off as a bland and unfocused Tony Scott rip-off. Desgin-wise, it's got some neat touches in a couple of scenes, though.
It's not a good movie, but it's not "worst ever" material, either.
P.S.: Regarding the spoiler...
There's a reason for that.
Sounds better than last year's Hellboy, that's a good thing.
I called it P.o.S, but not worst.Keep the expecations low. But "worst P.O.S. ever" is hyperbole.
Movie events take place during 1997, sequel was released that year.
Dolittle
A gorilla kicks a tiger in the nuts and a dragon gets a colonoscopy. As awesome and crazy as that sounds, you gotta sit through 90+ minutes of a dull adventure film that tries to please everyone. I feel like they planned on rebooting Dolittle to be closer to the source material where it was a serious adventure film and somewhere they thought this must be like one of those bad Dreamworks movie. Between Robert Downey Jr, Antonio Banderas, the rushed CG animals, and the children... they all felt like they were in a completely different movie. Despite some good moments, the movie ever gelled together. Overall, it's a forgettable adventure film.
2/5
BATMAN RETURNS
QUALITY = Better than Mortal Kombat Annihilation
JOY = 10/10
It's the worst movie in the series, and I don't find reason to be ashamed for loving it as much as I do, it's too hilarious to dislike in my book, and that is a good thing. Another thing that makes it endearing is the respect they show the characters, especially compared to a few other certain movies.
Wait just a minute. Even worse than Batman & Robin? Do you not consider that movie a thing that exists?
Actually; YES. This movie is worse than Batman & Robin, and I love them both for the goofy nature of them. I enjoy this movie more, but B&R has a better and more underrated Batman.
I quoted my Batman Returns post and forgot to adjust the title. Thanks.Forever.
I find it to be worse than Tim Burton's two Batman movies, and better than Batman & Robin.
Deadpool in Deadpool as Deadpool who plays Deadpool.