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What Was Your Last Dream?

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There was an old thread like this, but I didn't feel like looking for it.

Well, anyway, I had a weird ass dream.
I had a dream that the Autobots came to Earth. I was walking down the street at 12 a.m. and Optimus Prime just pulls up and asks me for a ride. Then, I become Optimus Prime. I am orange and blue. I see the other autobots and they are weird colors like hot pink and bright green. Their faces look like regular human faces with hair and everything with robot mouths. We races down this long street and two autobots almost got ran over. We go to my friends house, then I stop being Optimus and start being myself. I start complaining that the Autubots have to go back to Cybertron in the morning and I start b****ing. Then we go and have fun by driving around neighborhoods and yelling at people. Then, I wake up.

:confused: :confused: :dry: :dry:
 
My last dream was I went to Captain D's with Simon Cowell. He was like "this place is garbage." And I said "no way, the chicken and fries are awesome." I don't remember much else. It was weird.
 
My last dream was I went to Captain D's with Simon Cowell. He was like "this place is garbage." And I said "no way, the chicken and fries are awesome." I don't remember much else. It was weird.

That place is the shizniz.
I never knew that that place was a chain.
 
The devil was trying to steal my soul, or something like that.
I think I was dying, and there were all these demons surrounding me.

and there was all this weird satanic music, then I was woken up to it and it was Beyonce playing loudly:csad:
 
I saw the name of the thread, and then I saw Hades name and I knew the answer was going to be crazy.
crazy awesome!!!!
 
Something about rats in the attic. It was not a pleasant dream... :(
 
my last dream was: i was speeding down the street, but i went off a overpass and was flying right for a building...thats when i woke up...and changed my sheets :(
 
I can't really remember, but all I know is I was fighting something and it felt like I was suffocating, then I woke up with my face in my pillow, lol.
 
*How I know I spend way too much time here.*


I was in NYC I think and was looking for work. I found a place to stay,still being built(this part may have something to do with work,I'm building condos at the moment). The walls weren't up and I think there were some monsters and demons ****ing with me. I was running around traveling the city,at the airport,amtrak and bus station. :huh:
Somehow I was on a bus going through some snow and there were some skiers along side the bus. Some how I ended up at a Hypesters house,met his wife and gave the decorating advice and was on my way. *Must have been the beer I drank before bed*
There was some sex and somebody died but I can't gather my thoughts. :(
If you only knew the other dream about a Hypester...ooooooo not good.
 
When I sleep, all of my sleeps. Nothing goes bump in Jimmy's night.
 
I had some weird crazy dream last night. It was liek on this map in the game Halo 2 and it was a mix of that nad the game Gears of War and for some reason I had the Torque Bow (arrow gun that shoots exploding arrows) and I was like crazying and hiding and ducking, army style ****! I was being sniped and shot at and I somehow made my way to the other side of the map and killed all the people shooting at me. It was sick.
 
My dream was about trying to go through this enormous line-up so I could buy tickets to see Shaquille O'Neal play basketball with a hockey stick and a boxing glove. He played 1-on-5 against Roger Federer and his clones. :dry:
 
for 3 nights straight i dreamt I had a hair in my mouth and so I start pulling it but the more I pull it the more I start choking
 
Man, I had the weirdest one last night. I was a kid again, and walking in some like futuristic world or something. But this future wasn't like we all think it's gonna be. I was walkin with my dad, mom, and brother, and everyone was all happy and stuff. Then outta nowhere, the daylight turns to dark, and everyone is getting a warning to stay where we were, and remain near these walls, 'cause these creature like things were gonna attack. So we're at these walls, an in the dream I keep tellin myself that nothing is gonna attack us. But then this creature, which looked like some panther ghost monster thing, drops from the sky, and takes my dad. I look and saw someone else in the dream being taken the same way, then it was my mom, brother, and me. Then we're all on top of this roof, trying to beat these things, and not die. But then I found myself jumping all the way down, and all of a sudden I find this mechnical thing, which transforms into Optimus Prime, and then he gives me like this type of gun?? :confused:

Then I woke up.
 
I dreamt I and a bunch of friends were wandering through a ruined city, bringing food to the people who live there because only this part of the city was destroyed and these people weren't allowed out because they could be contaminated by whatever destroyed it. We weren't supposed to be in there, so when the authorities passed by we hid in an burnt out house.

We gave the food away and realized we had better get out because night was coming and flesh eating zombies were going to come out. But one of the people trapped there told us that there were bodies out in a field and could we please look at them before we went to see if the zombies had gotten them or if whatever destroyed the city was coming back.

We went out to see the bodies but we stayed too late and the zombies came, so we made a break for the perimeter fence, which by now was surrounded by zombies. We pretended to be zombies to get through, but one caught on to me and seperated me from the group. I picked up a baseball bat to hit him but he laughed because it was plastic. Then, I swung a chair, and his head splattered like an over ripe piece of fruit.

Then I woke up.
 
Y'know, it's said that dreams tell us a lot about who we are :o
 
I was havin' sex with this one chick 'an suddenly a huge face came out of nowhere. It was God 'an He was smiling. :csad:

God's a perv. :(
 
last dream i can remember was one where i was on top of this cliff...i just looked over it...with my arms out streatched...with my jacket and hair blowing in the wind....then my friends flew by on a chicken...and i woke up...
 
Has anybody died in their dreams?

I haven't once, but I've been close before.
 
I dreamed I was having sex with a Swedish supermodel hooker, but she turned out to be from Finland.:csad:
 
Has anybody died in their dreams?

I haven't once, but I've been close before.

I've died once before. I was dreaming about battling Darth Vader on a giant fish, and he had a lightsaber while I had a fork and plate. We dueled for a while, and then he looked at me and said something like "The Canucks just lost 12 - Nothing!". All of a sudden, I heard Rocky Balboa say "Nooo!" and then a bunch of flying bananas flew into my face and impaled me on my own tombstone (which happened to be shaped like a smiley face). I woke up and started twitching. :dry:
 

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