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Iron Man 3 What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers

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What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers to the kid in Tennessee in Iron Man 3?

My Prediction:
1. Captain America- bossy and annoying
2. Hulk/Bruce Banner- best lab assistant ever
3. Thor: thunderstruck
4. Loki- worst god ever
5. Nick Fury- bossy
6. Black Widow- awesome
7. Hawkeye-eye of a hawk
 
Captain America: Boy Scout, suit was too tight

Hulk: Stole Jared Fogle's (the Subway guy) pants

Black Widow: Tight between the legs, stay on her rear

Thor: Mister Drapes, stay away from the hammer, but ask what shampoo he recommends

Loki: Raindeer Rockstar Diva

Hawkeye: Kinda like Legolas and Robin Hood, but not as flashy. Wait, he was an Avenger?!

Nick Fury: He has his eye on ya, but not his ears, so (insert cheesy quip here)
 
Loki isn't an Avenger, so I doubt Tony would say anything about him.
 
Thor: He's a Demi God
Captain America: A super soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend.
Hawkeye/Black Widow: Couple of master assassins.
Banner: A man with breathtaking anger management issues.

I think he'd say something along those lines ;-)
 
He'd rather say something like "Leave me alone with that Avengers stuff, kid"
 
Here is what he would say.

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LOL, those were funny and something Tony would say.
 

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