Iron Man 3 What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers

Captain America: Boy Scout, suit was too tight

Hulk: Stole Jared Fogle's (the Subway guy) pants

Black Widow: Tight between the legs, stay on her rear

Thor: Mister Drapes, stay away from the hammer, but ask what shampoo he recommends

Loki: Raindeer Rockstar Diva

Hawkeye: Kinda like Legolas and Robin Hood, but not as flashy. Wait, he was an Avenger?!

Nick Fury: He has his eye on ya, but not his ears, so (insert cheesy quip here)

 

Loki isn't an Avenger, so I doubt Tony would say anything about him.

 

Thor: He's a Demi God
Captain America: A super soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend.
Hawkeye/Black Widow: Couple of master assassins.
Banner: A man with breathtaking anger management issues.

I think he'd say something along those lines ;-)

 

He'd rather say something like "Leave me alone with that Avengers stuff, kid"

 

Here is what he would say.

 

LOL, those were funny and something Tony would say.