Whatever happened to soap?

[Master Chief]

I've been washing my hands a lot lately. At public washrooms, because the feeling after you blow dry your hands is f**king fantabulous. Anyway I've noticed that maybe like, 95% of the people I've encountered have merely wet their hands and were off. What the cockles is the deal?

 

[November Rain]

i only soap after a poooooooo

 

[Drakon]

I thought you were gonna rant about soap v. body wash.

 

[Master Chief]

I thought you were gonna rant about soap v. body wash.

I use body wash on soap, lol!!

 

[PhotoJones]

Is your avatar Kate from...Kate's Playground?

 

[Abaddon]

alot of public bathrooms don't even have working soap dispensers.

 

[Master Chief]

Werd. I travel around the school looking for the few washrooms with working soap dispensers, because I forget where they are, lol.

Is your avatar Kate from...Kate's Playground?

Yes. She rules. Say any different and I will tear your heart out, rip it into two and shove the pieces through your eye sockets.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't pee on my hands so....

 

[PhotoJones]

Yes. She rules. Say any different and I will tear your heart out, rip it into two and shove the pieces through your eye sockets.

I'm just kind of embarrassed I recognized her. For shame.

 

[Master Chief]

She's the best, I love her.

Anyway whatever, people don't use soap, I'm over it, close. lol.

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

"I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay. Can you deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. You know when I wash my hands? When I s**t on them. That's the only time. That's the o....and you know how often that happens, tops, TOPS, 2, 3 times a week. Tops. Tops. Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays. You know what I mean?"

- George Carlin

t:

 

[Mee]

I don't pee on my hands so....

MC needs to work on his aim.

 

[Noir]

"I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay. Can you deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. You know when I wash my hands? When I s**t on them. That's the only time. That's the o....and you know how often that happens, tops, TOPS, 2, 3 times a week. Tops. Tops. Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays. You know what I mean?"

- George Carlin

t:

I was going to post that

 

[bulok]

Alive and kicking, watch it daily on Soap Net.

 

[Abaddon]

people are disgusting.

 

[BRUTAL]

I don't pee on my hands so....

I peed on your hands once... I give it a C+...

 

[Erzengel]

I peed on your hands once... I give it a C+...

You eat too much asparagus.

 

[redmarvel]

"I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay. Can you deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. You know when I wash my hands? When I s**t on them. That's the only time. That's the o....and you know how often that happens, tops, TOPS, 2, 3 times a week. Tops. Tops. Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays. You know what I mean?"

- George Carlin

t:

And this is why you should never eat peanuts at a bar. Honestly, how long does it take to put a little soap on your hands and then wash them. It also helps prevent the spread of diseases like the common cold.

 

[terry78]

I don't eat food from any open area that has hands going in and out of it. No dips, either. People double dip their ****.

 

[redmarvel]

Alive and kicking, watch it daily on Soap Net.

I thought it died ages ago... I remember my mom told me about watching it...

 

[ScottyBBadd]

I thought you were gonna rant about soap v. body wash.

I did as well.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I thought it was going to be about not being able to find soap in public restrooms, which unfortunately seems to be too common.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I thought you were going to talk about Soap Operas.

No matter what, I always wash my hands after business in the bathroom. With soap. I hate just wetting them.

Just wetting hands does nothing to cleanse them. Yeah, you get the excess, but that doesn't save you or other people from germs.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I wash my hands with soap for like fifteen to thirty seconds, dry them off with a towel AND use said towel to open doors.

Seeing people who don't really wash their hands, and then sneeze or something just makes me feel sad on the inside.

 

[Manic]

Ok, so you took a shower that day, and your penis is clean. And maybe you haven't done any brisk walking or running on a hot day, so your groinal area hasn't sweated. But let me ask...

Did you touch anything in the bathroom? The flush handle? The door knob?
What about prior to the bathroom? Touch any door knobs outside? Shake hands with anyone? Receive change from a cashier? Handle any merchandise? Sweat? Sneeze?

Wash your damn hands!